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Postby German-American » Sun Jun 05, 2016 4:53 pm

This will be a funny thread

Have you ever been at the gym and had to really take a shit?!?!? That's the worst and it just happened to me.

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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby tflags » Sun Jun 05, 2016 5:39 pm

German-American wrote:This will be a funny thread

Have you ever been at the gym and had to really take a shit?!?!? That's the worst and it just happened to me.

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Last year. :lol: . I was training for a half marathon and on the very last long run I had to go at mile #6. I went, came back and finished the other 6 half laughing to myself.
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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby JANCKER » Sun Jun 05, 2016 9:11 pm

Anxiety can make your stomach upset... like just before an exam... :lol:
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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby ramsej84 » Sun Jun 05, 2016 9:14 pm

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German-American wrote:This will be a funny thread

Have you ever been at the gym and had to really take a shit?!?!? That's the worst and it just happened to me.

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Last year. :lol: . I was training for a half marathon and on the very last long run I had to go at mile #6. I went, came back and finished the other 6 half laughing to myself.

it is very common to have such a need while running. In fact some athletes just do it while running.
It happens because the intestines get stimulated by all that movement.

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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby ramsej84 » Sun Jun 05, 2016 9:16 pm

[quote="JANCKER"]Anxiety can make your stomach upset... like just before an exam... :lol:[/quote

or before a champions league final(strange enough I did not experience the same when Germany played Argentina)
25.5.13 I went to empty my bowels more than five times

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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby JANCKER » Sun Jun 05, 2016 10:09 pm

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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:00 pm

anyone knows how to open a door with a key inserted from the inside?
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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby FCB general » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:13 pm

ramsej84 wrote:anyone knows how to open a door with a key inserted from the inside?

Heheh, depends what kind of lock and key you have. If you're talking about house door who have closed locks, then I guess not except you break the door, but if you're talking about house doors who have keyholes... You might manage to open it.
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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:36 pm

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ramsej84 wrote:anyone knows how to open a door with a key inserted from the inside?

Heheh, depends what kind of lock and key you have. If you're talking about house door who have closed locks, then I guess not except you break the door, but if you're talking about house doors who have keyholes... You might manage to open it.
It is the door of my apartment.
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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:07 pm

Do you mean a broken key inside the lock?
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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:15 pm

the guy came and did it in no more than three mins....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was petrified by what he did the whole operation!
He charged me 25.00 eur instead of 35.00 cause according to him it did give hard time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:16 pm

FCBayernMunchen wrote:Do you mean a broken key inside the lock?

No we left another key in the lock... from the inside!
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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby shpati_L1 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:19 pm

I just bought prescription glasses for the first time and I hate myself so much right now.
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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:50 pm

shpati_L1 wrote:I just bought prescription glasses for the first time and I hate myself so much right now.
You shouldn't be, most girls love men with glasses

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Re: Personal Problems thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:55 pm

shpati_L1 wrote:I just bought prescription glasses for the first time and I hate myself so much right now.

I've had glasses for about 10 years but for the last 6 or so only wear them at home. It's not about looks, it takes some getting used but they don't make you look bad (unless you chose a ridiculous model :P ). They just really annoy me when wearing them at length. At home I only need them when watching tv so I can quickly take them off.
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