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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Sun Jun 04, 2017 11:19 am

Fénix wrote:
ramsej84 wrote:"Teach your children about (real) sex otherwise we will" a porn star.

What they can't teach children is about love and dignity. Now that's for bigots, not for real human beings. :)

No, but it advise parents to teach the children about real sex. Cause porn is fantasy and wrong

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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby Fénix » Sun Jun 04, 2017 11:45 am

ramsej84 wrote:
Fénix wrote:
ramsej84 wrote:"Teach your children about (real) sex otherwise we will" a porn star.

What they can't teach children is about love and dignity. Now that's for bigots, not for real human beings. :)

No, but it advise parents to teach the children about real sex. Cause porn is fantasy and wrong

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Yeah, and pretty nasty, pervert and violent. Way too much violence these days, no wonder we swallow all that shít and get used to it. Slowly in small doses and you don't get once you get used to it or addicted. Cheap psychology and you become a part of fúcking consumerism... :roll:
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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby America USA » Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:29 pm

I don't know if this thread is the place to post this but After what I saw yesterday in the CL final, especially after how Real Madrid schooled Juventus in the second half, I'd gladly take the domestic double and not raise my hopes too high for the European Cup. :(
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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby FishBowl » Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:38 pm

ramsej84 wrote:
Fénix wrote:
ramsej84 wrote:"Teach your children about (real) sex otherwise we will" a porn star.

What they can't teach children is about love and dignity. Now that's for bigots, not for real human beings. :)

No, but it advise parents to teach the children about real sex. Cause porn is fantasy and wrong

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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby Roonzil » Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:53 pm

FishBowl wrote:
ramsej84 wrote:
Fénix wrote:What they can't teach children is about love and dignity. Now that's for bigots, not for real human beings. :)

No, but it advise parents to teach the children about real sex. Cause porn is fantasy and wrong

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Or just raise them to be porn stars. Then fantasy becomes reality? Image Image


Not sure what kind of fantasies you have that include your own children.....but I have questions I do not want answered... :?
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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby Hardrade » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:03 pm

FishBowl wrote:
ramsej84 wrote:
Fénix wrote:What they can't teach children is about love and dignity. Now that's for bigots, not for real human beings. :)

No, but it advise parents to teach the children about real sex. Cause porn is fantasy and wrong

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Or just raise them to be porn stars. Then fantasy becomes reality? Image Image


The problem with the porn is not the violence and filth, as these could technically be a part of a plausible and pleasurable fantasy - problem is the development of certain voyeuristic consumerism that devolves and destroys one's sexuality in the long term by 'numbing' it, in a sense, slowly but effectively. :)
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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby FishBowl » Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:35 am

Borat had moments of funny stuffed between long stretches of just painfully unfunny bits.
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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby YlonenXabi » Tue Jun 06, 2017 1:37 am

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YlonenXabi wrote:B) - Youth Soccer Coach in the US. I've been contacted by an academy that brings European coaches to USA and also helps with all the paperwork and visa and stuff


Do you know where in the USA you would go? I think that makes a big difference...


My friend lives in USA and he told me the locations are not so great, but still a good experience. This academy is based in Chicago I think and the locations for their programs are located in New England, Mid-Atlantic and Mid-West.



I don't want to stay in Spain, but this new adventure would not help me in returning to Australia which is my biggest wish now... but still it would help me once I'm back in Australia because I'm a soccer coach there and getting some experience in the US would surely improve my CV

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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby YlonenXabi » Tue Jun 06, 2017 1:45 am

I was coaching an U12 boys team in my last few months in Oz.

It was my first season with the team and I was implementing some Bayern influenced tactics on them :P


We played 4-2-3-1 with inverted wingers, high pressing, crazy high defensive line and sweeper keeper (even though I love calling it False 1) :D . It was funny watching my goalie making clearences in the halfway line while all the other players and parents were like wtf is he doing? :shock:

It worked out well for us and we won basically every game. I was in the middle of making them understand the overlapping concept but I had to leave
and I really miss the team now :|
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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby shpati_L1 » Tue Jun 06, 2017 1:50 am

YlonenXabi wrote:I was coaching an U12 boys team in my last few months in Oz.

It was my first season with the team and I was implementing some Bayern influenced tactics on them :P


We played 4-2-3-1 with inverted wingers, high pressing, crazy high defensive line and sweeper keeper (even though I love calling it False 1) :D . It was funny watching my goalie making clearences in the halfway line while all the other players and parents were like wtf is he doing? :shock:

It worked out well for us and we won basically every game. I was in the middle of making them understand the overlapping concept but I had to leave
and I really miss the team now :|


That's really cool man.
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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby YlonenXabi » Tue Jun 06, 2017 1:51 am

Last year I had an U10 girls team and we smashed every other team in the league. The key for the success last year was telling the girls to stick to their positions and the sweeper keeper thing.

I knew girls are not usually very good in terms of shooting and specially at that young age, so I could always use my GK as an extra outfield player.

Many times we had this situation where my goalie was in the halfway line and the other team had the ball. Their coach would be like SHOOT ! THERE'S NO GOALIE !!!!!!! You could even hear some parents laughing like thinking my goalie was clueless and everybody would be freaking out because it was true, the goalie was not in goals.

But hey, good luck if you think your 10 yo girls can score from halfway line :D



It only backfired once during the season, and it was against this massive tall fast girl who dribbled past every player and through the goal.
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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby YlonenXabi » Tue Jun 06, 2017 1:52 am

Now this is Australia.

My crazy tactics will surely fail here in Europe :pep:
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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby shpati_L1 » Tue Jun 06, 2017 2:13 am

:lol: :lol:
You sound like the Marcelo Bielsa of U10 football :P

A year or two ago I was in Switzerland visiting family and two of my cousins around 7-8 years old at the time were training at the FC Basel Youth Academy.
Sometimes I would go at their trainings and just watch from the sidelines. The coaches had such a hard time keeping them concentrated let alone play good football. The kids would suddenly start fight with each other or just stare at something unrelated to the game it was hilarious.

The fact that you manage to make them play football in a sort of tactial way is incredible and I imagine very fulfilling. I honestly think it's great.
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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby nm462272 » Tue Jun 06, 2017 3:27 am

YlonenXabi wrote:
nm462272 wrote:
YlonenXabi wrote:B) - Youth Soccer Coach in the US. I've been contacted by an academy that brings European coaches to USA and also helps with all the paperwork and visa and stuff


Do you know where in the USA you would go? I think that makes a big difference...


My friend lives in USA and he told me the locations are not so great, but still a good experience. This academy is based in Chicago I think and the locations for their programs are located in New England, Mid-Atlantic and Mid-West.



I don't want to stay in Spain, but this new adventure would not help me in returning to Australia which is my biggest wish now... but still it would help me once I'm back in Australia because I'm a soccer coach there and getting some experience in the US would surely improve my CV

I'm sooooooooooo confused now. I might accept this but I'm also applying to some electronics jobs around here


If you do end up coming to the USA, I recommend locations in this order: New England, Mid-Atlantic, Mid-West:

New England - oldest part of USA, most "european". cold winters with snow. I'm from new york, basically next to new england 8)
Mid-Atlantic - temperature is a bit more temperate. i assume you'd be near Washington DC (?), so there is a lot to do there.
Mid-West - unless you're in Chicago, I can't recommend this. BORING.
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Re: General Chat Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Tue Jun 06, 2017 5:35 am

Do you think you could get a coaching job again in Australia? Worth considering


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