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Re: Fun Thread

Postby OhioFan » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:23 pm

A 75 year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous woman enters and sits down a few seats away. The woman is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.

After a short while, the woman notices him staring and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize the woman looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like, anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition. Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.

"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words. The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.

He whips out his wallet and puts $100 dollars in her hand ---He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: "Paint my house." (Our needs change as we get older)
Si ad vestut sun blanc osberc sasfret,
Laciet sun elme, ki est a or gemmet,
Ceinte Joiuse, unches ne fut sa per,
Ki cascun jur muet.XXX. clartez.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Tue Jun 26, 2018 6:54 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:12 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby #12 » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:34 pm

Summer 2020: Hasan, show us your weakness!!
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby IsiahRashad » Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:27 pm

This is the right thread for this pathetic, nonsense bullshit:

James Rodríguez has emerged as a target for Arsenal and Chelsea after being told he is not needed at Bayern Munich. (Source: Diario GOL)

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:31 pm

We're giving away these balls to kids in our store. So that the next generation will perform better in the world cup.Image
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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:50 pm

If football and golf commentators switched sports
https://twitter.com/johnbcrist/status/1 ... 98567?s=19

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MUTU » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:03 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:45 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

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