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Re: Fun Thread

Postby #12 » Tue May 01, 2018 12:13 am

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Fri May 04, 2018 6:38 pm

This is so good...
So pool won it in '78 & '81?

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat May 05, 2018 12:30 am

ramsej84 wrote:This is so good...
So pool won it in '78 & '81?

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Sat May 05, 2018 6:42 am

This guy is so amazing
https://twitter.com/ClaudioPerconte/sta ... 65473?s=19

Bravo

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby OhioFan » Sat May 05, 2018 6:17 pm

This well respected doctor is facing an ethical dilemma. Earlier in the day the inevitable happened. He had sex with one of his patients.
So he starts beating himself up over it. What did I do? My life? My career? Until this voice in his head said “listen, you are a single man. You are probably not the first person this has ever happened to. It’s ok. Just let it go.”
So he starts to feel pretty good about himself until this other voice in his head brings him back to reality and says “you’re a vetinarian you sick bastard”
St. Arnulf of Metz - Bishop & member of the court of the Frankish king Theodebert II of Austrasia. A noble, Arnulf married Doda & their son was Ansegisel. Ansegisel married Beggia, the daughter of Pepin of Landen, starting the Carolingian dynasty.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby IsiahRashad » Sat May 05, 2018 6:53 pm

The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors.

They were posted on an australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.
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Q:Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).

A:We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

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Q:Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)

A:Depends how much you've been drinking.

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Q:I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks (Sweden)?

A:Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

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Q:Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)

A:What did your last slave die of?

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Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

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Q:Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)

A: south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

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Q:Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

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Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)

A:Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

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Q:Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)

A:You are a British politician, right?

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Q:Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)

A:No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.

Milk is illegal.

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Q:Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)

A:Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

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Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)

A:It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

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Q:I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)

A:Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

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Q:Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)

A:Yes, gay night clubs.

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Q:Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)

A:Only at Christmas.

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Q:I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? (USA)

A:Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

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Q:Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

A:Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby OhioFan » Sat May 05, 2018 10:55 pm

This woman places an add in the paper. She’s looking for a man. But he needs to meet 3 criteria
1. She wants a man that won’t beat her up.
2. She wants a man that won’t run away from her.
3. He needs to be good in bed.
A few days later, the doorbell rings.
She opens the door. Hi I’m Tim. I’m your man. I don’t have any arms so I can’t beat you up. I don’t have any legs so I can’t run away from you. The woman says excuse me Tim but what makes you so sure you are good in bed? Tim says we’ll i did ring the doorbell, didn’t I?
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Sat May 05, 2018 11:20 pm

As long as no-one scored, it was always going to be close.’ – Arsene Wenger
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby IsiahRashad » Mon May 07, 2018 10:11 pm




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Re: Fun Thread

Postby IsiahRashad » Thu May 10, 2018 10:19 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby IsiahRashad » Wed May 16, 2018 8:58 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Thu May 17, 2018 7:05 am

IsiahRashad wrote:Image

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby IsiahRashad » Mon May 21, 2018 9:10 pm

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Poor Bosquets. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Dumbledore7 » Tue May 22, 2018 3:02 am

Would've been funnier if they had Umitti and Pique up top too, because that's pretty much what usually transpires anyway...
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