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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MUTU » Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:41 pm

I downloaded the three episodes, will watch them when I have some time (never).
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Wed Jan 31, 2018 11:05 am

In ancient greece, how did they seperate the men from the boys

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Wed Jan 31, 2018 11:08 am

As long as no-one scored, it was always going to be close.’ – Arsene Wenger
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Postby FCBayernMunchen » Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:00 pm

Copy-paste fail links Maltese law to web article on pregnancy symptoms [source]


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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCB general » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:50 pm

Auf geht's ihr Roten!
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:55 pm

just had a client with the email ad starting kkk :twisted:
I could not resist to tell her ...
she was unaware LOL never heard of them! I guess she will be changing the ad :)
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:56 am

How could she not be aware of them in this day and age? Is she from the 19th century!?

Fun fact: one of the most acclaimed Sherlock Holmes short stories ('The Five Orange Pips') is about a mysterious note signed KKK. It loses some of its effect when read now around 120 years later because everyone immediately knows what it refers to. At the time it wasn't like that.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby IsiahRashad » Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:17 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:25 am

How Low
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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:01 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MUTU » Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:42 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DRvad14 » Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:39 pm

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
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A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:31 pm

This is gold...
Do we have any Nigerian boys in here...
https://youtu.be/QOT1JoD9iXM

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