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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DRvad14 » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:05 pm



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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

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A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says "I'm having an argument with my wife, and now she wants to jump out the window please come fast" Manager:"I am sorry sir this is your personal issue,please solve it by yourself." Husband: "The window is not opening, this is not personal issue this is a maintenance issue."
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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won a million dollar slot machine jackpot!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:01 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby pyrasur » Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:07 am

Key and Peele kill it!


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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby pyrasur » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:49 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:50 pm

It was never in ... the Pound ..............
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Sun Apr 02, 2017 3:59 am

Pornhub wins the award for scariest April Fool's Day prank of all time [source]


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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:14 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:26 pm

MaCk0y wrote:http://www.video.mediaset.it/video/emigratis/clip/una-promessa-e-una-promessa_707309.html

I used to watch the past prog of these two...
Thank God I saw Julian Green therefore it was filmed in the summer cause otherwise I would have blamed them for the recent injuries...

How bastards they were to Frank and Vidal!

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