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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:18 pm

Arsenal just signed a 17-year-old wonderkid from Iraq. He made his debut against Spurs as an 88th minute substitute when the Gunners were 1-0 down, and this young Iraqi superstar went on to score two goals at injury time, thus giving Arsenal a win against their biggest rivals.

Delighted that his debut couldn't have been better, he immediately called his mum to tell her the good news. However, his mother was less than delighted. "While you were having fun with your friends playing football, your father just got mugged and stabbed, your sister got raped, and my purse was stolen from me on my way to the market!", his mother explained. "I'm sorry mum, I don't know what to say...", the young Iraqi star replied, feeling devastated.

His mother's reply? "Sorry!? You better be fucking sorry! It's your fucking fault we moved to England in the first place!"
As long as no-one scored, it was always going to be close.’ – Arsene Wenger
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ottackon » Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:25 pm

The second prank is bloody hilarious! lool

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:57 pm

DerKaiser wrote:Arsenal just signed a 17-year-old wonderkid from Iraq. He made his debut against Spurs as an 88th minute substitute when the Gunners were 1-0 down, and this young Iraqi superstar went on to score two goals at injury time, thus giving Arsenal a win against their biggest rivals.

Delighted that his debut couldn't have been better, he immediately called his mum to tell her the good news. However, his mother was less than delighted. "While you were having fun with your friends playing football, your father just got mugged and stabbed, your sister got raped, and my purse was stolen from me on my way to the market!", his mother explained. "I'm sorry mum, I don't know what to say...", the young Iraqi star replied, feeling devastated.

His mother's reply? "Sorry!? You better be **** sorry! It's your **** fault we moved to England in the first place!"

Meaning?

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Tue Nov 15, 2016 8:43 pm

The joke is that london is more dangerous than Iraq @ramsej84
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Tue Nov 15, 2016 9:00 pm

DerKaiser wrote:The joke is that london is more dangerous than Iraq @ramsej84

But there are more than one interpretations

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Tue Nov 15, 2016 9:29 pm

ottackon wrote:The second prank is bloody hilarious! lool


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Re: Fun Thread

Postby pyrasur » Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:22 am

Brutal haha
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Wed Nov 16, 2016 1:54 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Nov 16, 2016 4:42 pm

U l-Kotra qamet f’daqqa – u għajtet: “Jien Maltija!
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Nov 16, 2016 4:44 pm

JANCKER wrote:


communists state :lol:

same for me...
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:22 am

When coach says "keep your eyes on the ball"

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