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Re: BayernForum.com users' injury thread · by **#12** » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:14 pm

IsiahRashad wrote:
#12 wrote:
IsiahRashad wrote:I was without my headphones today, so this was the reason why I distracted for 2 seconds.. and I almost broke my finger while training today.. Now it's looking like i have 9 fingers and 1(double sized) SUPERFINGER.

Get some dodo egg yolk and mix it with donkey urine!

I guess you got this from the book "Secret recipes of Hans-Wilhelm Müller-Wohlfahrt" or something like that.
Still, I adhere to the modern medicine..

Oh my bad... So you WANNA get healthy...

Re: BayernForum.com users' injury thread · by **German-American** » Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:46 am

I think I have a hemorrhoid

Re: BayernForum.com users' injury thread · by **#12** » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:06 am

German-American wrote:I think I have a hemorrhoid

Too much information!

Re: BayernForum.com users' injury thread · by **IsiahRashad** » Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:11 am

Try to hide them with the finger!

Re: BayernForum.com users' injury thread · by **FCBayernMunchen** » Sun Feb 14, 2021 3:34 pm

Injured my right leg in the most random way. Woke up in the middle of the night last night and simply lifted my leg a little and suddenly felt searing pain which lasted for about 2 minutes. It calmed down then but I could still feel a sort of pressing or strain when I woke up, especially if I put pressure on it or while walking. My friend, a doctor, says it is probably a minor tear.

I'd be so mad if one of our players got injured like that haha. :lol:

Re: BayernForum.com users' injury thread · by **MUTU** » Sun Feb 14, 2021 7:49 pm

Get well soon!

Re: BayernForum.com users' injury thread · by **ramsej84** » Sun Feb 14, 2021 7:57 pm

Oh... if you want I can put you in contact with the Malta u21 Physiotherapist

Re: BayernForum.com users' injury thread · by **FCBayernMunchen** » Sun Feb 14, 2021 8:12 pm

Thanks guys... seeing my friend tonight and he’ll take a closer look, then I’ll take it from there.

It might even be just a sprain I think. Painful but doesn’t feel serious.

Re: BayernForum.com users' injury thread · by **IsiahRashad** » Sun Feb 14, 2021 8:50 pm

Take care bro!

Meanwhile, half of my face is swollen due to a dental infection, I look like someone from the motivational videos with weight loss before/now, only at the same time. :mrgreen:

Re: BayernForum.com users' injury thread · by **FCBayernMunchen** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 7:15 am

Thanks mate... hope you get better soon too

Re: BayernForum.com users' injury thread · by **Fénix** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 10:52 am

IsiahRashad wrote:Take care bro!

Meanwhile, half of my face is swollen due to a dental infection, I look like someone from the motivational videos with weight loss before/now, only at the same time.

Use the needle to hit that balloon and empty everything.

Fantasy logic :mrgreen:

Re: BayernForum.com users' injury thread · by **IsiahRashad** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 7:04 pm

Fénix wrote:
IsiahRashad wrote:Take care bro!

Meanwhile, half of my face is swollen due to a dental infection, I look like someone from the motivational videos with weight loss before/now, only at the same time.

Use the needle to hit that balloon and empty everything.

Fantasy logic

Still, I'm not sure about the end result hahahahha

Re: BayernForum.com users' injury thread · by **Fénix** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 7:23 pm

Joke aside, all I can say: Izdrži, ne daj se!

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