My bad.... just saw that dictator thing...IsiahRashad wrote:ramsej84 wrote:Wtf is wrong?
With all due respect...
What a liberal world we are living in my God....
This is a joke man, I just found it funny that he's punishing the guys who did not play yesterday. It's the first time when i'm seeing them so tired in the season /not in the preseason/.
ramsej84 wrote:Wtf is wrong?
With all due respect...
What a liberal world we are living in my God....
ramsej84 wrote:My bad.... just saw that dictator thing...IsiahRashad wrote:ramsej84 wrote:Wtf is wrong?
With all due respect...
What a liberal world we are living in my God....
This is a joke man, I just found it funny that he's punishing the guys who did not play yesterday. It's the first time when i'm seeing them so tired in the season /not in the preseason/.
Yes those who did not play did not deserve this work out, it was unnecessary...
Coman though; should have been there... plus with some weight attached with his feet.
IsiahRashad wrote: Can't see tweet? Click here!
This is what really happened:
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the new episode of the director, Mr. Kovac and his show /S1,Ep.36/ - "How to not train your club".
It all began as a normal day. Kovac drank his morning coffee while checking the temperature /depending on it, he will choose the type of workout/. It was around 15,16 degrees, so he leaved his "tactical nerd type of" methods for warmer days. He said to himself - Today they are going to run ! And run fast ! Because the gameplan is not important, as long as they can outrun the other team.
-Hello coach ! - an enthusiastic young man regards him at the beginning of the training.
-What you want Davies ? - he replied angrily. - I have work to do. Did you warm up ? Actually, it doesn't matter ! On the line, EVERYONE ! No, not you Müller-Wohlfahrt.. Jeezz, just look at the people that i'm working with.. Bernie quickly disappeared behind the barrier, scared from the coach.
- What the **** is up with him ? - Riberý was saying to Rafinha.
- Me gustaría una cerveza - he replied.
- Me too - answered back Franck.
35 minutes of non-stop runnning later:
- Yeah, we should kidnap this guy and replace him with Jupp..no one will ever understand..What you think Franck ? Franck ?!?
- Joshua, beat his ass up ! You're the only one standing on your both legs.. - Coco was thinking in his mind..
- Coach, I'm just coming up from injury man..
- We ride together, we die together ! - remember this, Tolisso !
- Sure, mr. Kurac.
- What you say ?!?
- Nothing, mr. Kovac.
- Good. It's 19 degrees now, you can strech your muscles team !
Genius#12 wrote:IsiahRashad wrote: Can't see tweet? Click here!
This is what really happened:
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the new episode of the director, Mr. Kovac and his show /S1,Ep.36/ - "How to not train your club".
It all began as a normal day. Kovac drank his morning coffee while checking the temperature /depending on it, he will choose the type of workout/. It was around 15,16 degrees, so he leaved his "tactical nerd type of" methods for warmer days. He said to himself - Today they are going to run ! And run fast ! Because the gameplan is not important, as long as they can outrun the other team.
-Hello coach ! - an enthusiastic young man regards him at the beginning of the training.
-What you want Davies ? - he replied angrily. - I have work to do. Did you warm up ? Actually, it doesn't matter ! On the line, EVERYONE ! No, not you Müller-Wohlfahrt.. Jeezz, just look at the people that i'm working with.. Bernie quickly disappeared behind the barrier, scared from the coach.
- What the **** is up with him ? - Riberý was saying to Rafinha.
- Me gustaría una cerveza - he replied.
- Me too - answered back Franck.
35 minutes of non-stop runnning later:
- Yeah, we should kidnap this guy and replace him with Jupp..no one will ever understand..What you think Franck ? Franck ?!?
- Joshua, beat his ass up ! You're the only one standing on your both legs.. - Coco was thinking in his mind..
- Coach, I'm just coming up from injury man..
- We ride together, we die together ! - remember this, Tolisso !
- Sure, mr. Kurac.
- What you say ?!?
- Nothing, mr. Kovac.
- Good. It's 19 degrees now, you can strech your muscles team !
It’s all cause they didn’t play with "heart" - his tactical nerd thingy would’ve worked perfectly as always then...
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