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Re: Official training session thread

Postby ramsej84 » Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:31 pm

IsiahRashad wrote:
ramsej84 wrote:Wtf is wrong?
With all due respect...
What a liberal world we are living in my God....


This is a joke man, I just found it funny that he's punishing the guys who did not play yesterday. It's the first time when i'm seeing them so tired in the season /not in the preseason/.
My bad.... just saw that dictator thing...
Yes those who did not play did not deserve this work out, it was unnecessary...

Coman though; should have been there... plus with some weight attached with his feet.
U l-Kotra qamet f’daqqa – u għajtet: “Jien Maltija!
Miskin min ikasbarni, - miskin min jidħak bija!”
U l-Kotra għanniet f’daqqa – u semmgħet ma’ l-irjieħ
L-Innu ta’ Malta tagħna, – u l-leħen kien rebbieħ,
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Re: Official training session thread

Postby #12 » Mon Apr 29, 2019 8:09 pm

ramsej84 wrote:Wtf is wrong?
With all due respect...
What a liberal world we are living in my God....


The guy being a crybaby about "everything bad" being branded right is calling everything he despises liberal... There’s a word for that, isn’t there?
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Re: Official training session thread

Postby #12 » Mon Apr 29, 2019 8:09 pm

ramsej84 wrote:
IsiahRashad wrote:
ramsej84 wrote:Wtf is wrong?
With all due respect...
What a liberal world we are living in my God....


This is a joke man, I just found it funny that he's punishing the guys who did not play yesterday. It's the first time when i'm seeing them so tired in the season /not in the preseason/.
My bad.... just saw that dictator thing...
Yes those who did not play did not deserve this work out, it was unnecessary...

Coman though; should have been there... plus with some weight attached with his feet.


It was not his running that was off...
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Re: Official training session thread

Postby #12 » Mon Apr 29, 2019 8:10 pm

IsiahRashad wrote: Can't see tweet? Click here!

This is what really happened:

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the new episode of the director, Mr. Kovac and his show /S1,Ep.36/ - "How to not train your club".

It all began as a normal day. Kovac drank his morning coffee while checking the temperature /depending on it, he will choose the type of workout/. It was around 15,16 degrees, so he leaved his "tactical nerd type of" methods for warmer days. He said to himself - Today they are going to run ! And run fast ! Because the gameplan is not important, as long as they can outrun the other team.

-Hello coach ! - an enthusiastic young man regards him at the beginning of the training.
-What you want Davies ? - he replied angrily. - I have work to do. Did you warm up ? Actually, it doesn't matter ! On the line, EVERYONE ! No, not you Müller-Wohlfahrt.. Jeezz, just look at the people that i'm working with.. Bernie quickly disappeared behind the barrier, scared from the coach.

- What the **** is up with him ? - Riberý was saying to Rafinha.
- Me gustaría una cerveza - he replied.
- Me too - answered back Franck.

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35 minutes of non-stop runnning later:

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- Yeah, we should kidnap this guy and replace him with Jupp..no one will ever understand..What you think Franck ? Franck ?!?

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- Joshua, beat his ass up ! You're the only one standing on your both legs.. - Coco was thinking in his mind..
- Coach, I'm just coming up from injury man..
- We ride together, we die together ! - remember this, Tolisso !
- Sure, mr. Kurac.
- What you say ?!?
- Nothing, mr. Kovac.
- Good. It's 19 degrees now, you can strech your muscles team !


It’s all cause they didn’t play with "heart" - his tactical nerd thingy would’ve worked perfectly as always then...
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Re: Official training session thread

Postby Bayernbazi » Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:57 am

#12 wrote:
IsiahRashad wrote: Can't see tweet? Click here!

This is what really happened:

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the new episode of the director, Mr. Kovac and his show /S1,Ep.36/ - "How to not train your club".

It all began as a normal day. Kovac drank his morning coffee while checking the temperature /depending on it, he will choose the type of workout/. It was around 15,16 degrees, so he leaved his "tactical nerd type of" methods for warmer days. He said to himself - Today they are going to run ! And run fast ! Because the gameplan is not important, as long as they can outrun the other team.

-Hello coach ! - an enthusiastic young man regards him at the beginning of the training.
-What you want Davies ? - he replied angrily. - I have work to do. Did you warm up ? Actually, it doesn't matter ! On the line, EVERYONE ! No, not you Müller-Wohlfahrt.. Jeezz, just look at the people that i'm working with.. Bernie quickly disappeared behind the barrier, scared from the coach.

- What the **** is up with him ? - Riberý was saying to Rafinha.
- Me gustaría una cerveza - he replied.
- Me too - answered back Franck.

Image

35 minutes of non-stop runnning later:

Image

- Yeah, we should kidnap this guy and replace him with Jupp..no one will ever understand..What you think Franck ? Franck ?!?

Image

Image

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- Joshua, beat his ass up ! You're the only one standing on your both legs.. - Coco was thinking in his mind..
- Coach, I'm just coming up from injury man..
- We ride together, we die together ! - remember this, Tolisso !
- Sure, mr. Kurac.
- What you say ?!?
- Nothing, mr. Kovac.
- Good. It's 19 degrees now, you can strech your muscles team !


It’s all cause they didn’t play with "heart" - his tactical nerd thingy would’ve worked perfectly as always then...
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Re: Official training session thread

Postby rthebest » Tue Apr 30, 2019 3:11 pm

Magath 2.0.
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Re: Official training session thread

Postby ramsej84 » Tue Apr 30, 2019 3:18 pm

rthebest wrote:Magath 2.0.

was waiting for this :lol:
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Re: Official training session thread

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Re: Official training session thread

Postby IsiahRashad » Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:47 pm



The most spectacular training session ever. It's getting funny after the 50th minute. :lol:
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Re: Official training session thread

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Re: Official training session thread

Postby IsiahRashad » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:49 am

Well, I'm seeing Leon and Tolisso in today's training. We know Leon is injured and in I saw Coco was getting some treatment from our physiotherapist yesterday from the "Welcome" video of Phil.
It was stupid to play him a full 90 minutes at this point and after getting 3 hard fouls on him...
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Re: Official training session thread

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Re: Official training session thread

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Re: Official training session thread

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