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Re: English football

Postby Borusse » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:51 am

Manchester United's 'Ask Carrick' on Twitter hugely backfired when some of the fans vented out their anger with some of these hilarious questions...

‪#‎AskCarrick‬ if you could drop one player from the team how would you tell Cleverley?.

#AskCarrick How does it feeling knowing Begovic has more goals than you this season.

#askcarrick in what game was your most memorable pass back to your keeper.

#AskCarrick Do you watch Cleverly train to feel good about yourself?

#AskCarrick On a scale of Tom Cleverly to 10, how bad is Ashley Young?

#AskCarrick Which pub will you go to watch the World Cup?

#AskCarrick Would Moyes consider putting De Gea upfront, so that you can pass the ball the right way?

#AskCarrick If a ball leaves your boot travelling at 30km per hour at 3 pm on saturday, how long does it take to reach De Gea?

#AskCarrick Have you tried putting on your kit backwards so you could pass the ball forward?

#AskCarrick As a child, did you ever dream of becoming a footballer? What stopped you?

#AskCarrick Be Honest, Do You Ever Include Yourself In Your Fantasy Premier League Team?

#AskCarrick Do you think Welback has really been training too hard on penalty?

#AskCarrick Are you going to reply to any of the #AskCarrick tweets or pass it over to De Gea?

#AskCarrick Do you die a little inside when you're looking for someone to pass to and Tom Cleverley is to your left.

#AskCarrick Do you ever look at Young, Cleverly, Smalling, Welbeck & question the point of living?

#AskCarrick Did Cleverly win a competition on the back of a box of cereals to play for MUFC?

#AskCarrick If you had to choose between having
Cleverley as a midfield partner or being stabbed in the
leg, how many stabs would you take?

#AskCarrick Do you get depressed when you see Tom
Cleverley's name on the team sheet and realize you're
gonna have to play with 10 men?

#AskCarrick How many times has Mata tried to run away since signing for us?

Some of them are epic. :D
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Re: English football

Postby mbahou » Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:22 am

Hahaha seriously epic!
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Re: English football

Postby quaazi » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:14 pm

Beautiful.
The ideal team

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Re: English football

Postby MoFattal » Thu Feb 06, 2014 8:38 am

That made me laugh for 10 minutes :lol: Just imagine what would the questions be if Tom Clevereley has a Q&A session!
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Re: English football

Postby MUTU » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:03 am

MoFattal wrote:That made me laugh for 10 minutes :lol: Just imagine what would the questions be if Tom Clevereley has a Q&A session!

It would probably be a Q session lol
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Re: English football

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:05 am

May they all rest in peace

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Re: English football

Postby Badger » Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:00 am

Robbie Savage's analysis on the BBC website of Chelsea's win over Man City:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26025948
It is a few days old now, but still probably worth a read. The most interestig bit I saw, as a Bayern fan, was his scathing attack on Demichelis, "Demichelis a disaster in defence and attack". If only Pellegrini had asked us years ago...
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Re: English football

Postby tflags » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:00 pm

Skrtel! Skrtel! Skrtel!

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Re: English football

Postby tflags » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:07 pm

Sturridge! Sturridge! Sturridge!
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Re: English football

Postby ramsej84 » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:09 pm

I 've just switched on my tv and saw Sterling scoring the 4th Liverpool goal :? :? :?
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Re: English football

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:10 pm

Well that's a huge confidence booster ahead of our CL tie. :lol:
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Re: English football

Postby Borusse » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:11 pm

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Re: English football

Postby Firefox1234 » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:16 pm

Wow Arsenal are getting romped :lol:
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Re: English football

Postby tflags » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:21 pm

You know what this means to Arsenal fans don't you?

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Re: English football

Postby runaway » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:34 pm

4-0 And Suarez hasn't scored yet. :shock:
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