FC Bayern Forum

tflags wrote:So anyhow sometimes Bayern's situation is taken for granted. Some have forgotten, for example, the Bayern years. The FC Hollywood Bayern years. They are, as recently stated, "no more." But what if some couple of key episodes were to occur. What if Bayern hires them galácticos or God forbid elects them . . . FLORENTINOS? Here, meet 2015 FC Bayern, the Florentino edition:

Dortmund, the triple winning team, arrives at the Allianz and trashes Bayern 0-4 with two shots on goal by Bayern. Bayern is on target to yet another throphyless season. Florentino calls a press conference to confirm the coach.

After trashing St Pauli 1-3 in the Pokal, Bayern gets thrown out of the competition for fielding Hojberj who returned from a loan spell at Schalcke sporting a suspension which he then claimed "knew nothing about." He also gets a math tutor; his card counting abilities doubtful. Florentino calls a press conference to confirm the coach. To spice things up a bit, he says he's prepared to go top court on this.

Vidal, the 120 million transfer from Juventus, gets injured and won't be able to play for the rest of the season.
Florentino says those jerseys are selling like hot cakes.

A Bild article reports Bayern has purchased, just in the last two years, a total of four additional defensive midfielders which got a total of 20 minutes on the pitch between them and were sold at a fraction of the cost.
Florentino says plays to renovate the team are in full swing.

Sport1 calculates Dortmund has spent one fourth of Bayern's cost of transfers during the past 6 years which have brought them 2 Champions Leagues and Four League titles. Bayern has won one and one in the same period; the CL title after scoring at the 94th minute. Florentino rejoices at the news.

Ribéry gets indicted for blackmailing Coman with a sex tape a friend of his supposedly has. Florentino says everyone is innocent until proven guilty despite overwhelming evidence on the contrary.

After lengthily discussions with City, the Boateng transfer is finally agreed upon. The DFB , however, rejects the transfer arguing the registration papers arrived a full 10 minutes after the deadline date. Florentino says hey sent the required paperwork to City that morning. City shows clear evidence the 'fax' arrived 10 minutes prior to 12:00 am; the closing time.

Neuer releases a movie about pretty much himself. The Wall Street Journal calculates more minutes of the film are spent with Neuer without a shirt than him on the pitch. They also count the times between Neuer and his agent exchanging looks and calling each other 'the best' are higher than the amount of goals he saves. Don Jupp attends the premiere which, curiously, doesn't show any other player from the team.

Two weeks later, Neuer buys a plane which, mysteriously, is meant to take him visit 'very good friend' after trainings. He hasn't saved a meaningful goal the entire season.

So, any of you guys think Bayern's a mess because they lost the first game of the season?