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I'm very confident we can beat them if we play with our full squad.

Keep this up RM and Schalke will drop you.

Lol at the replies... at least we scored 1 against Vfl. 200M worth of attackers and no shots on target.
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CANADIAN UNIVERSITY HAS JUST RELEASED THE KEY ASPECTS THAT ONE WILL LEARN BY DOING THE C.RONALDO COURSE

1. going to the barber shop for haircuts before every game
2. punch, kick and slap opposition players
3. bribing the Spanish association to reduce ban when he gets red card
4. dive with a sleekness not even dolphins can match
5. cry out to the ref for penalty
6. run in and score penalty
7. wait in the box for teammates to do all the hard work and give him a tapin
8. score meaningless goal and then celebrate by taking shirt off
9. shave legs to look feminine
10. not turn up at any award ceremony which he is not going to win
11. do underwear modelling
12. ignore anyone that claims you are not the best
13. flop in the world's biggest tournament every time
14. have special Ballon d'or extension made just for him
15. insult teammates when they don't give him tap-in
16. shout like an idiot "siiiiiiiiiiiiii" after using blatter to bribe federations into voting for him

I have to say though this is being blown out of context by the media. From what I understood it's just a normal sociology course but will be using Ronaldo as the prime example to make it more appealing.

Saul Niguez... haha.. the 1-0 was even more beautiful, hammering it in that Neuer is better then him

After breking up with Irina CR7 hasn't scored many! (if you know what i mean)

There is also a big commotion about Ronaldo's birthday party, where he and his teammates are celebrating till the morning after the 4-0 loss.. Lol..

And Messi, what a f***** footballer!
I can't understand why he's even compared to Cristiano, there is huge difference in class and football skills.

All that talk about Barca on a crisis with Messi wanting Lucho fired. Madrid papers trying to derail them in the Christmas break? Ever since that, they've been playing better actually.