CANADIAN UNIVERSITY HAS JUST RELEASED THE KEY ASPECTS THAT ONE WILL LEARN BY DOING THE C.RONALDO COURSE
1. going to the barber shop for haircuts before every game 2. punch, kick and slap opposition players 3. bribing the Spanish association to reduce ban when he gets red card 4. dive with a sleekness not even dolphins can match 5. cry out to the ref for penalty 6. run in and score penalty 7. wait in the box for teammates to do all the hard work and give him a tapin 8. score meaningless goal and then celebrate by taking shirt off 9. shave legs to look feminine 10. not turn up at any award ceremony which he is not going to win 11. do underwear modelling 12. ignore anyone that claims you are not the best 13. flop in the world's biggest tournament every time 14. have special Ballon d'or extension made just for him 15. insult teammates when they don't give him tap-in 16. shout like an idiot "siiiiiiiiiiiiii" after using blatter to bribe federations into voting for him
I have to say though this is being blown out of context by the media. From what I understood it's just a normal sociology course but will be using Ronaldo as the prime example to make it more appealing.
how many of you saw Atletico's 2nd goal? His name is Saul (something) an overhead kick
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U l-Kotra qamet f’daqqa – u għajtet: “Jien Maltija! Miskin min ikasbarni, - miskin min jidħak bija!” U l-Kotra għanniet f’daqqa – u semmgħet ma’ l-irjieħ L-Innu ta’ Malta tagħna, – u l-leħen kien rebbieħ,
Barcelona is playing great football. Possession oriented and lots of "toques" but highly vertical. Only thing is, they have a backline with only 2 CMs, which can do really bad against a good counterattacking team.
All that talk about Barca on a crisis with Messi wanting Lucho fired. Madrid papers trying to derail them in the Christmas break? Ever since that, they've been playing better actually.
“If players weren’t human, I’d never lose.” ~El Loco
They're looking like a serious contender for the CL now. Not only Messi; Suarez and Neymar are on fire too.. Still, I think their defense is vulnerable.
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