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If we go through, I will try to get crowdfunding for a trip to Wuerzburg so I can personally meet #12 and slap him in the face. I'm sure enough of you guys would be prepared to fund such an absolutely needed thing.

MUTU wrote:

#12 wrote:I'm gonna opt out of this discussion here as I don’t have Bayern glasses here right now...

Is the same video at 5:25 also not a good chance? Goalkeeper totally beaten, Marcelo clears it off the line.

We probably had more bigger scoring chances in the 2nd leg last year than we had last Wednesday lol

I'll give you that... But your former statement read like a child whose lollipop got stolen...

Again: THEY can pull it off, in a first leg, away... We cannot even in a first leg at home... They know what result they need at home and they WILL get it...

#12 wrote:

MUTU wrote:

#12 wrote:I'm gonna opt out of this discussion here as I don’t have Bayern glasses here right now...

Is the same video at 5:25 also not a good chance? Goalkeeper totally beaten, Marcelo clears it off the line.

We probably had more bigger scoring chances in the 2nd leg last year than we had last Wednesday lol

I'll give you that... But your former statement read like a child whose lollipop got stolen...

Again: THEY can pull it off, in a first leg, away... We cannot even in a first leg at home... They know what result they need at home and they WILL get it...

#12 you are just negative. Really negative.

Right now you are saying Real Madrid will definitely go through, right?

Let's prove what a pessimist you are.

Imagine this hypothetical scenario where Bayern played the first leg at the Bernabeu against a Real Madrid side with loads of injuries and won 2-1 against the run of play. Between this first leg and the second leg, would you be saying we are definitely going through and that Real Madrid have absolutely no chance? I bet that in this scenario you would still be sure that Real Madrid would go through, because that's the way you are.

As I said, if we go through I would like to meet you and slap you in the face.

MUTU wrote:

#12 wrote:

MUTU wrote:Is the same video at 5:25 also not a good chance? Goalkeeper totally beaten, Marcelo clears it off the line.

We probably had more bigger scoring chances in the 2nd leg last year than we had last Wednesday lol

I'll give you that... But your former statement read like a child whose lollipop got stolen...

Again: THEY can pull it off, in a first leg, away... We cannot even in a first leg at home... They know what result they need at home and they WILL get it...

#12 you are just negative. Really negative.

Right now you are saying Real Madrid will definitely go through, right?

Let's prove what a pessimist you are.

Imagine this hypothetical scenario where Bayern played the first leg at the Bernabeu against a Real Madrid side with loads of injuries and won 2-1 against the run of play. Between this first leg and the second leg, would you be saying we are definitely going through and that Real Madrid have absolutely no chance? I bet that in this scenario you would still be sure that Real Madrid would go through, because that's the way you are.

As I said, if we go through I would like to meet you and slap you in the face.

Look, I'm gonna be 100% honest here: I would still be worried... But I would know we had a HUGE advantage at our disposal... Difference is: they are RM and we are their bitches... They can do it, we can’t...

I never bet but at this point I'd be willing to say if we do I'll let you...

#12 wrote:Look, I'm gonna be 100% honest here: I would still be worried... But I would know we had a HUGE advantage at our disposal... Difference is: they are RM and we are their bitches... They can do it, we can’t...

I never bet but at this point I'd be willing to say if we do I'll let you...

Thanks for being honest, and proving your pessimism (even though it was a no-brainer )

Super great about the slap. I hope we go through and people in the forum will fund this slap. Of course we'll have to video it too, maybe blur out your face (except for the cheek where the slap happens)

MUTU wrote:

#12 wrote:Look, I'm gonna be 100% honest here: I would still be worried... But I would know we had a HUGE advantage at our disposal... Difference is: they are RM and we are their bitches... They can do it, we can’t...

I never bet but at this point I'd be willing to say if we do I'll let you...

Thanks for being honest, and proving your pessimism (even though it was a no-brainer )

Super great about the slap. I hope we go through and people in the forum will fund this slap. Of course we'll have to video it too, maybe blur out your face (except for the cheek where the slap happens)

Well, bets still are two sided aren’t they?

#12 wrote:

MUTU wrote:

#12 wrote:Look, I'm gonna be 100% honest here: I would still be worried... But I would know we had a HUGE advantage at our disposal... Difference is: they are RM and we are their bitches... They can do it, we can’t...

I never bet but at this point I'd be willing to say if we do I'll let you...

Thanks for being honest, and proving your pessimism (even though it was a no-brainer )

Super great about the slap. I hope we go through and people in the forum will fund this slap. Of course we'll have to video it too, maybe blur out your face (except for the cheek where the slap happens)

Well, bets still are two sided aren’t they?

Yep, if we get eliminated you avoid the slap
I also think we are most likely to get eliminated but I keep hoping even if we need 2 goals with 1 minute left on the clock.
But I'm willing to allow you to ask for something in case we get eliminated (allowing you to celebrate your I-told-you-so) Let's see what you propose...

MUTU wrote:

#12 wrote:

MUTU wrote:Thanks for being honest, and proving your pessimism (even though it was a no-brainer )

Super great about the slap. I hope we go through and people in the forum will fund this slap. Of course we'll have to video it too, maybe blur out your face (except for the cheek where the slap happens)

Well, bets still are two sided aren’t they?

Yep, if we get eliminated you avoid the slap
I also think we are most likely to get eliminated but I keep hoping even if we need 2 goals with 1 minute left on the clock.
But I'm willing to allow you to ask for something in case we get eliminated (allowing you to celebrate your I-told-you-so) Let's see what you propose...

"Bayern-Expert" (minus the quotes) as nametag

#12 wrote:"Bayern-Expert" (minus the quotes) as nametag

2 weeks, deal?

MUTU wrote:

#12 wrote:"Bayern-Expert" (minus the quotes) as nametag

2 weeks, deal?

I was thinking more like 2 years

#12 wrote:

MUTU wrote:

#12 wrote:"Bayern-Expert" (minus the quotes) as nametag

2 weeks, deal?

I was thinking more like 2 years

1 month.

Also, if I fail to manage to get funded to slap you myself in person, you have to get a friend to do it for you instead, OK?

MUTU wrote:1 month.

Also, if I fail to manage to get funded to slap you myself in person, you have to get a friend to do it for you instead, OK?

Full season!

After all, it’s hard to find someone willing to slap me

Final offer: Until the first competitive match starts. Remember it's far more likely you will win this bet.
Agreed with getting the slap to be done via a proxy? Hopefully someone with strong hands haha

MUTU wrote:Final offer: Until the first competitive match starts. Remember it's far more likely you will win this bet.
Agreed with getting the slap to be done via a proxy? Hopefully someone with strong hands haha

It is - but I've also been right for a few years and gotten a lot of shit for it...

But I'm willing to budge an inch in the specifics: I'll make sure it’s a guy and he will use his strong hand...

#12 wrote:

MUTU wrote:Final offer: Until the first competitive match starts. Remember it's far more likely you will win this bet.
Agreed with getting the slap to be done via a proxy? Hopefully someone with strong hands haha

It is - but I've also been right for a few years and gotten a lot of shit for it...

But I'm willing to budge an inch in the specifics: I'll make sure it’s a guy and he will use his strong hand...

OK, so... virtual shake of hands from my end.