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Official coach transfer thread

Rumours and news about the transfer market. Who are FC Bayern attempting to sign? Who's going to leave? Find it all here.
 

Who do you want as the next Bayern coach?

Heynckes
18
35%
Tuchel
17
33%
Nagelsmann
9
18%
Guardiola
3
6%
Van Gaal
0
No votes
Hasenhüttl
2
4%
Luis Enrique
0
No votes
Sagnol to remain
0
No votes
Bring back Ancelotti!
2
4%
Other
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 51

Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby quaazi » Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:56 pm

Also he is an idiot. But I guess that doesn't matter... :|
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby AdepT » Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:24 pm

Imagine Kahn as coach and Effenberg as sporting director. 8) [-o<

If somebody misplaces a pass, I bet Kahn would either sub him then itself and scold him on his way to bench or rather enter the field and scare the crap out of him. :wink:

Nobody would dare play bad. You win or you face the wrath of Kahn and Effenberg together.
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby Firefox1234 » Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:26 pm

I hope its Pep, Bayern's high possession play and personnel to play a 4-3-3 there is no better choice. Also he is a winning a coach and that wud instantly boost player morale even tho the language barrier cud be a major problem.....
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby quaazi » Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:21 pm

pVnAdEpT wrote:Imagine Kahn as coach and Effenberg as sporting director. 8) [-o<

Better yet, Kahn as the assistant manager, Effenberg as sporting director, and Magath as the coach.

I had shivers just thinking about it...
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby AdepT » Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:52 pm

^ There you have it.

Who needs Special One, when you can have the 'Killer Trinity' or 'Killer Triad' on your side and obviously you can't take Uli out of the picture. He's 'THE BOSS'! 8)

Shivers here too.
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby Commodore » Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:07 pm

Gotta have a place for Matthäus in there somewhere.
Probably the only person on the planet that's dumber than Effenberg.

Here's a fun quote of Matthäus for those who doubt the truth of what I just said.

Matthäus was known for talking about himself in the third person constantly, so one day this journalist asks him:

"Herr Matthäus, why do you keep talking about yourself in the third person?"

His reply:

"A Lothar Matthäus doesn't need a third person. He's getting along very well all by himself!"

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So I think the holy trinity you guys proposed is fine, but Lothar Matthäus as a press spokesman is pretty much a must. We could bring back Klinsmann as chief tactician and Carsten Jancker as coach for the strikers. Gotta have Rensing as Goalie coach of course, let's not forget about Rensing.
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby quaazi » Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:09 pm

Hey, Jancker wasn't a bad guy. :(
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby BayernLove » Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:13 pm

Why have a facepalm when you could have:
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Never really understood Lothar, quite good a player but generally a freaking lunatic!
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby Commodore » Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:14 pm

Haha, I knew my inclusion of Jancker would stir up controversy. :D

He was good for a while, but he was prone to miss sitters like not even the biggest Gómez hater is able to impute on him.
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby Commodore » Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:17 pm

BayernLove wrote:Never really understood Lothar, quite good a player but generally a freaking lunatic!

Hey, don't get me wrong. Lothar Matthäus is one of my childhood heroes. One of the players I would include in ANY all time XI be it Bayern, German NT, or an all time world XI.

Dude's a f*cking dimwit though, lol.
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby quaazi » Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:21 pm

Commodore wrote:
He was good for a while, but he was prone to miss sitters like not even the biggest Gómez hater is able to impute on him.

Finishing was never his primary duty though, he was a target man after all. Then again, I do have a bit of a feeling of nostalgia for that big bald titan lumbering about at the front of the line...
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby MoFattal » Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:42 am

Jancker = ](*,)
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby KAHN » Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:46 am

Commodore wrote:Haha, I knew my inclusion of Jancker would stir up controversy. :D

He was good for a while, but he was prone to miss sitters like not even the biggest Gómez hater is able to impute on him.

I always thought Alexander Zickler was better then him.
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby AssemFCB » Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:07 am

quaazi wrote:
Commodore wrote:
He was good for a while, but he was prone to miss sitters like not even the biggest Gómez hater is able to impute on him.

Finishing was never his primary duty though, he was a target man after all. Then again, I do have a bit of a feeling of nostalgia for that big bald titan lumbering about at the front of the line...

IIRC his lumbering around as what got us that second penalty versus Valencia.
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Re: Official coach transfer thread

Postby JaviMartinez8 » Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:16 am

Simply Tuchel he is one hell of a manager and tactician. I would really like him or Favre preferably Tuchel he is the next Klopp in my honest opinion.
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