After signing the autographs, Louis van Gaal gets soo drunk, he doesnt remember what happened that night in the party.. The next morning, when he woke up, he saw two girls naked sleeping next to him in a bed.. AFter rummaging through the house, to his horror, it was not his house but.....
Aequitas1987 wrote:After signing the autographs, Louis van Gaal gets soo drunk, he doesnt remember what happened that night in the party.. The next morning, when he woke up, he saw two girls naked sleeping next to him in a bed.. AFter rummaging through the house, to his horror, it was not his house but.....
A Dreamworld. Leonardo Di Caprio's was attempting to do extraction on him to figure out the highly secretive knowledge to make a successful attacking team. LVG feels more in control of his dream and begins to question who could have paid him to do such a task and narrows down his suspects to Alex Ferguson, Carlo Ancelotti but most probably Arsene Wenger as he has been tackling this dilemma for the last tropy-less decade at Arsenal. He...
Once upon a time there was a young striker called Mario Gomez from Stuttgart whose dream was to play for Bayern Munich. One day while practicing his trademark fall down and shoot maneuver he got a call from Uli Hoeness. He asked him to come to Bayern to teach the players how to fall down with perfection. Gomez was happy to get the chance to teach his art in his favorite club so he accepted. After the first few training sessions, Mario realized that a certain Mark Van Bommel was competing with him for the perfect fall down.
So Mario Gomez decided to improve his falling down skill ,so he started to skip training sessions to practice his new Fall downs , So Louis Van Gaal benched him and Gomez realized that this was actually better for him, because he would have time to practice his fall downs while his team mates were playing. However, Uli Heoness told Gomez that he must help the team somehow, because he did not want to look like an idiot with the fans. So Gomez decided to influence his WC partners at FC Bayern by teaching them his fall downs in NT training camp and after seeing that Joachim Loew decided to give Gomez a new job.
Gomez would run along the side of the pitch during NT games to give water bottles to the players, so that they have more energy. At the same time, since he was not playing, Gomez would have time to practice his fall downs. Joachim Loew's idea proved to be very successful Because the success rate of Gomez's Fall downs have increased , and also Gomez used that time to develop new versions of the fall downs , Which made Uli Hoeness decide to open an academy to teach football players how to fall down. The idea proved to be successful, so the academy is renamed as Super Mario's Sliding Tacklez and Diving Club,it is primarily used to help raise charity cash for developing countries ,which causes Anger By Bayern's Staff and Board because they want to keep the Gomez Fall down move for themselves because it is something rare, This Anger made the bayern Board sue the academy, and they won a lot of money. They used this money to give Gomez private training to improve his fall downs. While attempting a conventional fall down maneuver to show-off in front of the training ground fan's he slipped and broke his heel.
Uli Hoeness decided that the maneuver was too risky to implement throughout the squad and therefore started concentrating his great mind elsewhere so he asked Gomez if he can try to score goals in order to keep all the media attention surrounding him and his skills so Gomez went on and became a top scorer in the UEFA Champion's League,he takes off his bayern jersey to show off his "Super Mario's Sliding Tacklez and Diving Club" singlet every time he scores a goal a s a part of celebration.Gomez became the biggest idol for young kids in Germany, and a lot of children started imitating his dive, which became known as the 'Super Mario Dive'. This made Gomez Lead the bundesliga in Advertisements revenue , something that Ribery did not like so he asked the board to let him take part in the movie 'Goal!' so that he would become more popular with the fans, and start selling more shirts than Gomez again. But bayern board refused to make his wish come true because Gomez said if he is not the biggest star in our club he will leave for FC Cologne,and pair up with Lukas Podolski as his striking partner,forming the terrifying "Markas Gomezski" combo,German Newspaper Bild coined this term,saying it sounds as cool as "Robbery",and this is also the striker lineup of "FC Bayern+ Complementary Players"(Germany ^^) so, Mario Gomez gets all the praise and fan status.
This pissed off Franck Ribery, calls Zidane and devices a devilish plan to fool our board.. He asks Zidane to make sure Real madrid try getting him so that our board gets tensed and using that, he could gain more popularity as record earner here at FC bayern by signing a 5 year extension with 10 mil per year. After hearing the news of Ribery's lucrative deal, his french team mates Benzema And Govou called Ribery for a party.
So, Ribery called up a Zahia Dehar and they had a massive orgy with a lot of drugs and alcohol...after they got drunk they decided to make fun of Gomez so they made Zahia call Gomez and Zahia told Gomez that she was the captain of French Women U-19 Football Team now on vacation to Germany and wants to learn his infamous maneuvers. So, she asked Gomez to come to a nearby football ground. Gomez, excited abot passing on his traits, went the next morning to the ground skipping training to find Zahia doing the "No Look Bicycle Fall",which is inspired by Edson Braafheid's No Look Header ,in fact Zahia is a big fan of Braafheid, so, Zahia asks Gomez if he can call Braafheid so they can have a training together..so she could learn few of their world-class tricks...and after that she will reward them with hot jacuzzi party with her and her girl friends from France.
So without hesitation Gomez calls Braafheid who was at that time shopping with Ribery. When Ribery heard about the jacuzzi party he told that he would love to participate in the party. So Ribery and Braafheid together went to the training ground as quickly as possible.. mario showed everyone how to do his infamous maneuver. Just when Ribery tried to do it, he slipped and tore his Patellar Tendon. When he was taken to Dr. Hans, he was soo frustrated with Ribery that Zahia convinced Dr. Hans to come to the party as well, but Dr. Hans had to inform LVG about Ribery`s injury...and he asked him if they can meet at the jacuzzi party to talk about it...LVG dressed up and on the way to the party he bought a pack of condoms in case he gets lucky...when he arrived to the party one of Zahia`s friends was already waiting for him naked so he asks them whether they want his autographs on their naked bodies. After signing the autographs, Louis van Gaal gets soo drunk, he doesnt remember what happened that night in the party.. The next morning, when he woke up, he saw two girls naked sleeping next to him in a bed..
After rummaging through the house, to his horror, it was not his house but a Dreamworld. Leonardo Di Caprio's was attempting to do extraction on him to figure out the highly secretive knowledge to make a successful attacking team. LVG feels more in control of his dream and begins to question who could have paid him to do such a task and narrows down his suspects to Alex Ferguson, Carlo Ancelotti but most probably Arsene Wenger as he has been tackling this dilemma for the last tropy-less decade at Arsenal. He turns red in his dream..but it is not because he is angry at Wenger and others but because one of Zahia`s friends is giving him a morning blowjob..so he wakes up in a second and realizes that he is not in England smashing SAF`s red-alcoholic-head...but some girl is "smashing" his "head"...he is mad because this was the first time he cheated on his wife so he throws her through a window...luckily they were on a first floor so she only broke a leg while she landed on Ribery`s new sponsor AUDI A8...when Ribery sees that..he.. becomes so mad that he goes to Zahia's room to make out with her again.. Zahia, who didn know the incident happening and who thought Ribery cudn stop enjoying her, agrees to it.. later, after everything is done, when Zahia demands her "wages", Ribery doesnt pay her and blames one of her friends for damaging his Audi A8. Zahia, bemonished by this, calls her "manager/agent".. That guy is apparently ::moment of truth:: Sebastian Deisler.
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