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Theory of Relativity Revised

Postby tflags » Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:24 pm

Following recent observations, the Academy of Physics has released a new revision to Einstein's original essays on the theory of relativity. Here the revised articles:

Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity described the behavior of particles as they approach the speed of light. Einstein's Theory is based on two very important statements: the two basic postulates of special relativity.

1) The speed of light is the same for all observers, no matter what their relative speeds are.
2) The laws of physics are the same in any inertial (that is, non-accelerated) frame of reference (cite).

REVISION

3) The laws of physics are ONLY relative to the point of ORIGIN. These laws DO NOT APPLY to all origin points EQUALLY.
4) Objects kicked by Thomas Mueller experiment angles, velocity, and trajectories of different behavioral patterns than any other origin known to men (Illustration)
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Re: Tflag's Photoshop Picture of the week

Postby AssemFCB » Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:32 pm

Brilliant, sums up Muller's badass-ness completely.
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Re: Theory of Relativity Revised

Postby BayernLove » Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:31 pm

tflags wrote:Following recent observations, the Academy of Physics has released a new revision to Einstein's original essays on the theory of relativity. Here the revised articles:

Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity described the behavior of particles as they approach the speed of light. Einstein's Theory is based on two very important statements: the two basic postulates of special relativity.

1) The speed of light is the same for all observers, no matter what their relative speeds are.
2) The laws of physics are the same in any inertial (that is, non-accelerated) frame of reference (cite).

REVISION

3) The laws of physics are ONLY relative to the point of ORIGIN. These laws DO NOT APPLY to all origin points EQUALLY.
4) Objects kicked by Thomas Mueller experiment angles, velocity, and trajectories of different behavioral patterns than any other origin known to men (Illustration)

Bullshit.
Everyone knows the laws of physics don't apply within a 10 meter radius of Thomas Mueller.
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Re: Tflag's Photoshop Picture of the week

Postby quaazi » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:14 pm

Yes, that would pretty much be the crux of the joke you pointed out a week late.
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-------Müller---------Müller-------
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GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY

Postby tflags » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:09 pm

FIFA recently approved the use and testing of goal line technology equipment in the upcoming World Club Championship in Japan. The two systems being tested work by providing the referee with an special watch which receives the appropriate data from various remote metering devices on the pitch and confirms, to an upwards of 90% accuracy, whether a goal should be sanctioned.

Back in Germany, this technology has been augmented further by the use of special measurement devices ON THE PLAYERS themselves. FC Bayern recently agreed to be the first team to serve as the testing body for this technology; a special competitive match was secretly arranged for this purpose. The developing company provided us with the results after the match which which you will find, exclusively, here. Enjoy.
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Re: Tflag's Photoshop Picture of the week

Postby tflags » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:11 pm

Part two.
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Re: Tflag's Photoshop Picture of the week

Postby tflags » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:12 pm

Part three
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Re: Tflag's Photoshop Picture of the week

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:44 pm

Haha nice one
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Re: Tflag's Photoshop Picture of the week

Postby BayernLove » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:49 pm

Where would this forum be without your South American flair and your photoshop skills?
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Re: Tflag's Photoshop Picture of the week

Postby Element » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:01 pm

Tflags....

Highly creative and great execution

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Re: Tflag's Photoshop Picture of the week

Postby MoFattal » Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:08 am

Amazing! That Robben one is a killer :lol:
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Re: Tflag's Photoshop Picture of the week

Postby AdepT » Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:07 am

LOL! Oh man! That Robben one made me laugh like hell. :lol:

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Re: Tflag's Photoshop Picture of the week

Postby BayernLove » Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:19 pm

The Javi one is so bitter-sweetly hilarious!
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Re: Tflag's Photoshop Picture of the week

Postby tflags » Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:22 pm

Damn, I forgot to upload the very first one.
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Re: Tflag's Photoshop Picture of the week

Postby quaazi » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:58 pm

From over at Honigstein's blog:

What exactly is the structure at Bayern? They appear to have three "managers" - Hoeness, Sammer and Heynckes.

Am I right that Hoeness is basically the Emperor, Sammer is Lord Vader and Heynckes is Moff Tarkin?


I can't help but feel this might act as inspiration... :wink:
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