Workers of the FC Bayern Erlebniswelt - the club's official museum - are happy. Starting around May of last year, the trophy cabinet at Germany's most prestigious football club museum started to show signs something was not particularly right. Both customers and employees reported sights of fussiness, blurriness, opaque visions. "It is like you can't see things straight" said one visitor, "It is like... like... a blurred double vision of sorts" declared another. The team tried everything possible to solve this issue from changing the protective glass to adjusting the cabinet lighting to cleaning the whole setup three times a day. Nothing worked!
The contractor explained this issue is born out of the proximity of so much metal together and its reflection of the fan's visions. "It usually take years if not decades to get solved. Due to Bayern's investment in these installations, there's a slight chance it might take a year at best" said the mentioned expert.
Tuesday night, however, things improved dramatically. "It is a miracle!" cried the janitor, "I can see it now!" Indeed the center of the much talked about display is now showing no signs of blurriness but instead a perfect spotless display. When interviewed, the head of the club's museum declared himself quite happy at the turn of events: "Yes, we are completely overwhelmed by this. I never expected to be able to solve this so fast!! The experts suggested the issue would go away around April, but a month earlier? AMAZING!"
When asked if he would declared the issue solved he replied dryly: "No way! We are still working on the rest of the display."
A reporter caught a picture of the miracle stand:
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