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Postby fa » Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:50 pm

well, i thought it would be funny to share all of our embarrassing moments with each other.. also JOKES are more than welcome :!:


I ll start with some riddles:

1. Its green and goes down the hill very fast.
2. Its green and sticks on the window.


LoL these are easy ones, but cant come up with others atm :wink:
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Postby tracylynn » Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:55 pm

Sorry but I don't really know any clean jokes. All the jokes I know are dirty therefore I can't say.
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Postby fa » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:30 pm

HAHAHA, to be honest I'm getting very curious about your jokes :D
But idd, its probably best not to mention them on this site.

btw, the answer of the riddle:

1. Ski-wi
2. Kermit the Sticker (hmms, its funnier in my language, probably not even funny in English)
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Postby yoanna » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:28 am

since we can't get dirty...


Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness


"I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice."

"Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving."

"Blink once for 'yes'".

"What do you mean we have the wrong patient?"

"Why is there a tag on his toe?"

"Do you think he can hear us?"

"I didn't even know a human could bend that way."

"I'm sorry, we must not have used enough anesthesia. Just relax now.

We'll be done in a jiffy."

"Hold the patient still, we've almost pried it open."

"Did the doctor know he would look like that afterward?"

"Of course I've performed this operation before, nurse!"

"Nurse, make sure you're getting all this down. It'll make a great 'ER' script."
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Postby tracylynn » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:30 pm

yoanna wrote:since we can't get dirty...


Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness


"I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice."

"Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving."

"Blink once for 'yes'".

"What do you mean we have the wrong patient?"

"Why is there a tag on his toe?"

"Do you think he can hear us?"

"I didn't even know a human could bend that way."

"I'm sorry, we must not have used enough anesthesia. Just relax now.

We'll be done in a jiffy."

"Hold the patient still, we've almost pried it open."

"Did the doctor know he would look like that afterward?"

"Of course I've performed this operation before, nurse!"

"Nurse, make sure you're getting all this down. It'll make a great 'ER' script."


:lol: I need to give a copy of this to my mom since she is a retired nurse.

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