The wedding date was set and the groom's three friends
A carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would be fun.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with current, of course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but promised it would be memorable.
The wedding went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note :
" Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed.
The electric shock was only a minor setback.
But I swear by God Almighty, I'm going to kill whoever put local anesthesia in the condom! "