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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:59 pm

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Cried laughing at this!
Jesus saves, but Kahn does it better ;)
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Mazen96 » Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:05 pm

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Cried laughing at this!


Still a better love story than twilight!

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby RAGHU » Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:12 pm

A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became so proud of what the car can do without mistakes.

One day, he wasn't able to go out, his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school because she was so tired.

The man agreed and said to the car; Car, go and bring my children from school. The car went and didn't return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.

Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive. He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station. As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.

The car parked right in front of them and said; "These are your children sir". In the car was their Landlady's two daughters, their choir mistress two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter, their pastor's son and their neighbours two sons.

The Wife said; Don't tell me all these ones are your children?.

The man asked her calmly; Can you tell me why your children are not in the car? ...:)
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby RAGHU » Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:20 pm

An elderly couple went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished,
the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse." And he charged them $20.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor, and leave. Finally the
doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is
married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to
my house. Holiday Inn charges $32. The Hilton charges $37. We do it
here for $20 and I get $18 back from Medicare for a visit to the
doctor's office." ;) :P
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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:29 pm

More FM funnehs:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Bazi » Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:01 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby sooperdice » Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:22 am

Saw this on this news today, nearly choked to death on my breakfast laughing..


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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Commodore » Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:35 pm

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"There are two things I am afraid of: War and Oliver Kahn."

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AdepT » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:30 pm

=D>

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby quaazi » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:34 pm

1966 audio!?

Shit I'm not good with numbers today.
The ideal team

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby RAGHU » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:49 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:56 pm

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Isn't that a BIT contradictory? :? :? :?
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Re: Fun Thread

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