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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Mazen96 » Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:32 am

BayernLove wrote:Type in "define English people in one word" into google ;)


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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:05 pm

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:57 pm

Jesus saves, but Kahn does it better ;)
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Mazen96 » Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:48 pm



How punny!
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby NikolajFromDenmark » Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:05 pm

Trolling FCM after we played a soccer game (Won 3 - 1 scored on a freekick ;-) (im captain and CB).

They was like " WTF "
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AssemFCB » Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:33 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:16 pm

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”

“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”

“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AdepT » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:33 pm

I just read this comment on goal.com -
"Arsenal is all foreplay and no penetration"
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AssemFCB » Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:08 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:09 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:07 am

Fail or they know what they're doing?

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:13 pm

Photoshop, maybe?
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AdepT » Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:11 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Element » Wed Sep 05, 2012 9:50 am

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