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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby Element » Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:14 pm

MACKOY u watch nBA

i am A LA Lakers Fan
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby appudds » Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:48 am

Element wrote:i am A LA Lakers Fan

Me too! :D
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby Element » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:46 am

Lehmann is going crazy

1-He Thought that The Playground was a Bathroom !!!! (U know what i am talking about)

2-After that He Criticized Stuttgart for kicking out Babbel

3- He Gets fined but refused to pay

4-He Attacks Bance and gets RED Card , and his team concedes A Goal because of him

5-Directly After He went ,he stole The Glasses of A Fan

6-Then he tried to stop a taxi and refused to go with the team on the bus (Could not find a taxi) LOL

7- Then He asks A Reporter to Give him 5 euros so that he can buy Food !!!!!!!!!! (Like 1 million a year arent enough)

But The Reporter has only 20 euro notes in his wallet , so Lehmann refuses to take them and leaves the center

Here is the full report and video (The Cash Begging start in 6:50 in the video)




For me , Lehman is The Real LMFAO of the season
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby appudds » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:56 pm

Element wrote:Lehmann is going crazy

1-He Thought that The Playground was a Bathroom !!!! (U know what i am talking about)

2-After that He Criticized Stuttgart for kicking out Babbel

3- He Gets fined but refused to pay

4-He Attacks Bance and gets RED Card , and his team concedes A Goal because of him

5-Directly After He went ,he stole The Glasses of A Fan

6-Then he tried to stop a taxi and refused to go with the team on the bus (Could not find a taxi) LOL

7- Then He asks A Reporter to Give him 5 euros so that he can buy Food !!!!!!!!!! (Like 1 million a year arent enough)

But The Reporter has only 20 euro notes in his wallet , so Lehmann refuses to take them and leaves the center

Here is the full report and video (The Cash Begging start in 6:50 in the video)

And thats why Kahn advised Lehamnn to retire!
:lol:
I think Lehamnn went mad with pressure!
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby MaCk0y » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:39 pm

Poor Tiger Woods :lol:

"A lion wont cheat on his wife but ... a Tiger Wood."

"Tiger and Elin will get back together because she is already hitting on him."

"What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing."

"Tiger’s tip for wayward golfers: never ask your wife to keep track of your balls."

"Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?"

"Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant."

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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make,I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with only one other guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods.

To find out what the par is for this damn hole."
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby appudds » Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:24 pm

mackoy wrote:A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make,I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with only one other guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods.

To find out what the par is for this damn hole."

AWESOME JOKE!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Poor ol' Tiger!!!!!
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby nur4bayern » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:48 am

appudds wrote:
Element wrote:i am A LA Lakers Fan

Me too! :D


Me three, but I am an "Angelino" so I've been spoiled for many years. I've had season seats for the Lakers, Kings & Ducks(ice hockey teams), Angels (baseball) and Raiders (american football) although I've never had Galaxy (soccer) seats even when Beckham showed up to play. It's just such a sh*tty league I can't stand watching MLS. I did see Chelsea play Inter at the Rose Bowl this summer, although Ballack was out injured.

Ok, enough rambling...check out this youtube vid. If you understand German, well it's mainly Bayerish (where's my girl Steffi?) you'll laugh your a** off!

“Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win.”
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby nur4bayern » Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:02 am

Ok, now that you've listened to it, here are the lyrics in Bayerish, Deutsch and English, enjoy!

Bayerisch:

Sads freindlich - jawoi!
Sads freindlich hob i gsogt - jawoi!
Sads freindlich hob i gsogt nomoi - jawoi!

Mir konnst no a Weißbier bringa

Bayern des samma mia - jawoi!
Bayern des samma mia - jawoi!

Bayern des samma mia
Bayern jawoi des samma mia
Bayern des samma mia
mia samma mia des samma mia
Bayern des samma mia
Bayern und des bayrische Bier
Bayern und des Reinheitsgebot
des is unser flüssiges Brot

Bayern des samma mia
Bayern und des bayrische Bier
Bayern jawoi des samma mia
Bayern und des bayrische Bier
Bayern und des Reinheitsgebot
des is unser flüssiges Brot
Bayern und des bayrische Bier
Bayern jawoi des samma mia


Bayern und des Reinheitsgebot
Bayern und des Reinheitsgebot
Bayern des samma mia

Sads freindlich!

Deutsch:

Seid freundlich - jawohl
Seid freundlich habe ich gesagt - jawohl
Seid freundlich habe ich gesagt nochmal - jawohl

Mir kannst Du noch ein Weißbier bringen

Bayern, das sind wir - jawohl
Bayern, das sind wir - jawohl

Bayern, das sind wir
Bayern, jawohl das sind wir
Bayern, das sind wir
wir sind wir das sind wir
Bayern das sind wir
Bayern und das bayerische Bier
Bayern und das Reinheitsgebot
das ist unser flüssiges Brot

Bayern das sind wir
Bayern und das bayerische Bier
Bayern jawohl das sind wir
Bayern und das bayerische Bier
Bayern und das Reinheitsgebot
das ist unser flüssiges Brot
Bayern und das bayerische Bier
Bayern, jawohl das sind wir

Bayern und das Reinheitsgebot
Bayern und das Reinheitsgebot
Bayern das sind wir

Seid freundlich


English:

be kind/friendly - yes
i said be kind - yes
i said be kind again - yes

You can bring me a wheat beer

Bavarians that's what we are - yes
Bavarians that's what we are - yes

Bavarians that's what we are
Bavarians yes that's what we are
Bavarians that's what we are
we are we that's what we are
Bavarians that's what we are
Bavaria and the Bavarian beer
Bavaria and the Purity Law
that's our liquid bread

Bavarians that's what we are
Bavaria and the Bavarian Beer
Bavarians yes that's what we are
Bavaria and the Bavarian Beer
Bavaria and the Purity Law
that's our liquid bread
Bavaria and the Bavarian Beer
Bavarians yes that's what we are

Bavaria and the Purity Law
Bavaria and the Purity Law
Bavarians that we are

Be friendly
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby Element » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:33 am

nur4bayern wrote:in Bayerish,


u still insist that there os bayerisch lmao

u should say bayerisch phonetics
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby appudds » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:59 pm

Element wrote:u should say bayerisch phonetics

Agreed...
Bayerisc and deutsch arent different languages!
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby nur4bayern » Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:23 am

Element wrote:
nur4bayern wrote:in Bayerish,


u still insist that there os bayerisch lmao

u should say bayerisch phonetics


Dude, I took all of that directly from three websites that had the exact same text. My point is to prove that Bayerisch is a very unique German dialect, plus the video is funny as hell, IMHO.
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby nur4bayern » Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:37 am

appudds wrote:
Element wrote:u should say bayerisch phonetics

Agreed...
Bayerisc and deutsch arent different languages!


I'll share a story with you. I was in Bavaria on vacation (holiday) with my German speaking cousin, who also lives in the USA. We were checking out the castles (Linderhof, Neuschwanstein, Herrenchiemsee) when we decided to stop for lunch. The restaurant was busy and the only open spots were at the Stammtisch, a table typically reserved for locals. We sat down next to two local truck driver's who struck up a conversation with us, well sort of. After several "halve" (half-liter beers) the driver's left. My cousin turned to me and asked what language they were speaking? I laughed my a** off and told him it was German, well sort of. I could barely understand enough to talk with them but only because my Opa was Bavarian. Check out http://www.bayrisches-woerterbuch.de for the "written" bavarian dialect.
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby appudds » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:23 pm

Are Bayerisch and Deutsch SOOO DIFFERENT?
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby nur4bayern » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:18 am

appudds wrote:Are Bayerisch and Deutsch SOOO DIFFERENT?


It's a unique dialect, but no it's not sooo different. Still, it's easier to understand an Austrian or Schweabisch German dialect.
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Re: Funny Stuff

Postby Element » Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:14 am

nur4bayern wrote:it's easier to understand an Austrian or Schweabisch German dialect.


Austrian German is not Hard

the Swiss german is HARD HARD HARD

in fact spanish is closer to german than swiss German LOL
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