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Re: Fun Thread

Postby RAGHU » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:39 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:54 pm

RAGHU - Dedictated to spamming the fun thread since the dawn of time.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby quaazi » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:32 pm

A couple of them are keepers though.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby RAGHU » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:23 am

BayernLove wrote:RAGHU - Dedictated to spamming the fun thread since the dawn of time.


however, with 10+ posts a day, you are the master spammer :wink:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:41 am

"Contributor" would be more like it ;)
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby RAGHU » Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:14 pm

BayernLove wrote:"Contributor" would be more like it


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Re: Fun Thread

Postby YlonenXabi » Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:13 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:03 pm

Time for a joke!

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:54 pm

See, Raghu. If you post more shit like this:
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And less shit like that:
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I WOULDN'T be calling you a freaking spammer! :mrgreen:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby RAGHU » Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:07 pm

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed a young man smiling at her and began to feel humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat, and he seemed more amused.

She moved again, and then on her fourth move, he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.

When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was:

When the lady boarded the bus, I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement that read, "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins." Then she moved under a sign that read, "Sloan's Liniments remove swelling."

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement that read, "William's Stick Did the Trick."

Then I could not control myself any longer when, on the fourth move, she sat under an advertisement that read, "Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident."

The case was dismissed. :P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:48 am

Took him down with some typical Quazzi flair :D
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