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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:03 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:09 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:03 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:08 pm

From Henderson's old Bebo page...

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:40 pm

We will rise again! (when we stop burying our heads in the sand)
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:17 pm

1. The fattest one is always the goalkeeper

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:06 am

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:01 pm

An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.”
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “This is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”
Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.”
Doctor: “But this is $500…”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:37 pm

We will rise again! (when we stop burying our heads in the sand)
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby SrLuisGuilherme » Sat Oct 15, 2016 7:23 pm

Arsenal-speak translated for other football fans [source]
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Sun Oct 16, 2016 11:20 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:08 pm

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