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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Thu Sep 01, 2016 3:31 pm

Una palabra no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo esconde todo, igual que el viento esconde el agua, como las flores que esconden lodo. Una mirada no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo dice todo, como la lluvia sobre tu cara o el viejo mapa de algun tesoro.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:17 pm

Una palabra no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo esconde todo, igual que el viento esconde el agua, como las flores que esconden lodo. Una mirada no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo dice todo, como la lluvia sobre tu cara o el viejo mapa de algun tesoro.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:11 pm

Una palabra no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo esconde todo, igual que el viento esconde el agua, como las flores que esconden lodo. Una mirada no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo dice todo, como la lluvia sobre tu cara o el viejo mapa de algun tesoro.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:54 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Fri Sep 02, 2016 4:09 pm

Una palabra no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo esconde todo, igual que el viento esconde el agua, como las flores que esconden lodo. Una mirada no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo dice todo, como la lluvia sobre tu cara o el viejo mapa de algun tesoro.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:03 pm

Una palabra no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo esconde todo, igual que el viento esconde el agua, como las flores que esconden lodo. Una mirada no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo dice todo, como la lluvia sobre tu cara o el viejo mapa de algun tesoro.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Sat Sep 03, 2016 2:56 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:10 pm

Una palabra no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo esconde todo, igual que el viento esconde el agua, como las flores que esconden lodo. Una mirada no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo dice todo, como la lluvia sobre tu cara o el viejo mapa de algun tesoro.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:26 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:20 pm

Una palabra no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo esconde todo, igual que el viento esconde el agua, como las flores que esconden lodo. Una mirada no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo dice todo, como la lluvia sobre tu cara o el viejo mapa de algun tesoro.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DRvad14 » Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:37 pm

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

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Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... ……….naked.
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A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!" -
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sun Sep 04, 2016 4:08 pm

DRvad14 wrote:Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... ……….naked.


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Re: Fun Thread

Postby #12 » Sun Sep 04, 2016 5:12 pm

Ever tried it?
Thanks for nothing, :pep: !!
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sun Sep 04, 2016 5:36 pm

#12 wrote:Ever tried it?

Not yet :lol: Surely you get the reference though? :P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby #12 » Sun Sep 04, 2016 5:41 pm

So you plan to? I neither found the "right" girl for it, nor am I sure I would have the balls to pull it off
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