A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar. Spielberg suddenly slapped the Chinese..
Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl Harbor! My father died there!
Chinese: But I am Chinese, not Japanese.
Spielberg: You fool! Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, you are all the same.
The Chines punched Spielberg.
Spielberg: Why did you do that?
Chinese: That's for sinking the Titanic.
Spielberg: But Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid!
Chinese: Iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg, you are all the same!!