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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Sun May 01, 2016 7:31 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Mon May 02, 2016 4:13 am

When a cocky hockey tweet goes wrong! (18 Photos) [source]


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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Mon May 02, 2016 5:59 pm

La chance, c’est ce qu’on croit toujours qu’on n’a pas.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCB general » Tue May 03, 2016 3:24 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MoFattal » Tue May 03, 2016 3:27 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Burko » Tue May 03, 2016 4:59 pm

1974, 1975, 1976, 2001, 2013, 2017?
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DRvad14 » Tue May 03, 2016 5:24 pm

An linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room said, "Yeah, right.
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
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On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"



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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ottackon » Wed May 04, 2016 5:15 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Thu May 05, 2016 2:22 pm

La chance, c’est ce qu’on croit toujours qu’on n’a pas.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Thu May 05, 2016 7:01 pm

La chance, c’est ce qu’on croit toujours qu’on n’a pas.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Fri May 06, 2016 12:23 am

La chance, c’est ce qu’on croit toujours qu’on n’a pas.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby RAJBAYERN » Fri May 06, 2016 1:10 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ottackon » Fri May 06, 2016 10:45 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby PunkCapitalist » Fri May 06, 2016 7:36 pm

Being german is no laughing matter

http://www.1843magazine.com/ideas/the-d ... ing-matter

Lol. @bastos @#12 all those comments referring to German's need to correct others are exactly how my experience with Germans went. Only difference is that South Americans don't take well being corrected in public xD



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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat May 07, 2016 7:36 pm

We will rise again! (when we stop burying our heads in the sand)
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