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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:55 pm

Una palabra no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo esconde todo, igual que el viento esconde el agua, como las flores que esconden lodo. Una mirada no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo dice todo, como la lluvia sobre tu cara o el viejo mapa de algun tesoro.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:08 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby German-American » Thu Apr 07, 2016 4:34 pm

IDK what that is but wtf....I havent seen many articl about Wolfsburg beating Real.....I really hope that Wolfsburg eliminate them!!!
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Fri Apr 08, 2016 4:09 pm

Una palabra no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo esconde todo, igual que el viento esconde el agua, como las flores que esconden lodo. Una mirada no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo dice todo, como la lluvia sobre tu cara o el viejo mapa de algun tesoro.
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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby pyrasur » Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:15 pm

I'm tired of the top 1% of teams hoarding all the points.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Sun Apr 10, 2016 11:16 pm

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Statistics are like miniskirts . What they reveal is tantalizing, but what they hide is crucial.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Mon Apr 11, 2016 2:19 pm

U l-Kotra qamet f’daqqa – u għajtet: “Jien Maltija!
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:24 pm

Una palabra no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo esconde todo, igual que el viento esconde el agua, como las flores que esconden lodo. Una mirada no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo dice todo, como la lluvia sobre tu cara o el viejo mapa de algun tesoro.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Tue Apr 12, 2016 1:59 am



When approached by a bear, your best bet is to yell obscenities at it.
Don't know why Di Caprio didn't do that...
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:17 am

1500 year old mummy was found wearing adidas :lol: [source]
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DRvad14 » Tue Apr 12, 2016 12:40 pm

The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown (separately) around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day." Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by." Upon being told, the President asked, "Same hen every time?" The reply was, "Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time." President: "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.
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A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.
The little boy says, "It's dark in here."
The man whispers, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.
Boy - "It's dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy:I will tell
Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "It's dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again!"
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANCKER » Tue Apr 12, 2016 2:08 pm

Una palabra no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo esconde todo, igual que el viento esconde el agua, como las flores que esconden lodo. Una mirada no dice nada y al mismo tiempo lo dice todo, como la lluvia sobre tu cara o el viejo mapa de algun tesoro.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:58 am

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