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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Tue Mar 01, 2016 7:53 pm

Of course Oscar Wilde was a homosexual though.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Tue Mar 01, 2016 7:56 pm

Of course, every great personality of the past was homosexual. :P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Tue Mar 01, 2016 8:34 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:20 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:00 pm

Winger Antonio emulated The Simpsons star by spinning around on the floor with his legs flailing after scoring against Sunderland on Saturday.

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:20 pm

The ending :lol: :lol:

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:23 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:57 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:12 pm

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Can relate to this forum...

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Mar 05, 2016 1:31 pm

This is why we still need human translators. :lol:

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:57 pm

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'

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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'

'Just water,' says the priest.

The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'

The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!'
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:18 pm

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. Only God in his wisdom can ever know the answer to your question."

The monks reply, "Congratulations, you are correct and now you are a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is behind that door."

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, "May I have the key?"

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man requests the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, "This is the key to the last door."

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound.

It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight . . .

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But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:42 pm

Why do the French have big, leafy trees planted along their boulevards?
Because the Germans like to march in the shade.

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:53 pm

FCBayernMunchen wrote:A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. Only God in his wisdom can ever know the answer to your question."

The monks reply, "Congratulations, you are correct and now you are a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is behind that door."

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, "May I have the key?"

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man requests the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, "This is the key to the last door."

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound.

It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight . . .

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But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.


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