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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Sat Dec 12, 2015 2:17 am

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JANKER wrote:With that piece of information someone could decide to ambush you ramsej... then we'd have to sell Mueller to MUFC in order to release you cause most likely the attackers would be MUFC fans. :lol: :P

or a drome attack from the US emb or one sent by the Mossad:lol:
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:lol: Then we'd have to give Putin a call, that's all we could do... :P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:50 am

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JANKER wrote:I thought we were alone... it makes the trip interesting, almost like a game... avoiding these holes. Like playing Super Mario with a car. Just need the Super Mario soundtrack playing in radio for the mood...

Problem is many of our towns and villages are old (including where ramsej and I live) so several streets are narrow. We have many one-way streets and very few roads with more than 2 lanes without much space to move. Also many two-way streets with cars parked on both sides (often illegally) which don't allow more than one car to pass at the same time. So if you meet a huge pothole when there's traffic coming your way, not much you can do about it. :P

P.S. Not sure where you're from but I guess you drive on the right, so joke's lost on you. :mrgreen:


You know what is worse than potholes? Manholes. Our roads are filled with them. They are placed at the worst possible place on the road. Right where the car tires passes on. So, inevitably, the manhole doesn't remain at the street level which become sort of a pothole. I have photographic memory of the roads are pass through to avoid the manholes. Sometimes you have to drive a bit on the wrong side of the road and other times very close to the pavement.

I asked a relative if the Nigret Road in Rabat (which I think it has never seen tarmac in it's life since British times) was complete. A stretch of around 1KM I think took more than a year to complete since I didn't pass through that area in months. She told me that it was complete but to beware of the few manholes because they weren't at street level. I thought, let's give this new road a try. I was with my bike and the horror I saw. Manholes much higher than street level all over the place every few meters on both sides of the road. If I hit one of them I would fly off my bike. If you hit one with the car, you will probably damage your tire and suspension. Why would they open a road that is incomplete and dangerous is beyond me.

They only maintain them when an important foreigner is passing through the road or an election is nearby. For the rest of us normal citizens, it is a big 'f*ck you' while paying road tax.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Sat Dec 12, 2015 9:00 am

Well said MaCkoy... we are treated is 3rd class citizens in our own country...
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Dec 12, 2015 2:34 pm

ramsej84 wrote:My root is... coming from the M4 side - to your street - down the tal mirakli... to S.Andrija round the German residence - Torri Belveder , Lija Round about and finally at work

Exact same route except for the first part of course and I keep going through the bypass either to University or to Sliema if I'm going to work.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Dec 12, 2015 2:47 pm

MaCk0y wrote:They only maintain them when an important foreigner is passing through the road or an election is nearby. For the rest of us normal citizens, it is a big 'f*ck you' while paying road tax.

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:31 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ottackon » Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:55 pm

Meanwhile in Russia :mrgreen:

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:09 pm



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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:14 pm

This joke always gets me for some reason :mrgreen:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:21 am

Student receives dirty text from professor, aces final exam [source]
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:36 am

Seems a bit young to be a univ prof :lol:

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:48 am

I had some young University profs... That liked flirting too. :lol:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby theundead » Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:18 am


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