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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Wed Dec 09, 2015 5:13 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCB general » Wed Dec 09, 2015 5:40 pm

The guy reminds me on Marc Anthony, seriously.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Wed Dec 09, 2015 7:02 pm

So, a dad remembers it's his daughter's birthday the next day, so he goes to the toy store to find the doll she's been wanting for a long time.

Seller says: "Oh, we got Gardening Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Gym Barbie $19.95, Shopping Barbie $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."

Dad goes: "Wth? Why does Divorced Barbie cost $265.95???"

Seller: "well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's fishing rod, Ken's computer.."
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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCB general » Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:06 pm

Meanwhile in Ukraine :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:11 pm

Because most of our streets are in horrible condition. :(

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:13 pm

FCBayernMunchen wrote:Because most of our streets are in horrible condition. :(

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I thought we were alone... it makes the trip interesting, almost like a game... avoiding these holes. Like playing Super Mario with a car. :P Just need the Super Mario soundtrack playing in radio for the mood...
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:40 pm

JANKER wrote:I thought we were alone... it makes the trip interesting, almost like a game... avoiding these holes. Like playing Super Mario with a car. Just need the Super Mario soundtrack playing in radio for the mood...

Problem is many of our towns and villages are old (including where ramsej and I live) so several streets are narrow. We have many one-way streets and very few roads with more than 2 lanes without much space to move. Also many two-way streets with cars parked on both sides (often illegally) which don't allow more than one car to pass at the same time. So if you meet a huge pothole when there's traffic coming your way, not much you can do about it. :P

P.S. Not sure where you're from but I guess you drive on the right, so joke's lost on you. :mrgreen:
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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:11 pm

FCBayernMunchen wrote:
JANKER wrote:I thought we were alone... it makes the trip interesting, almost like a game... avoiding these holes. Like playing Super Mario with a car. Just need the Super Mario soundtrack playing in radio for the mood...

Problem is many of our towns and villages are old (including where ramsej and I live) so several streets are narrow. We have many one-way streets and very few roads with more than 2 lanes without much space to move. Also many two-way streets with cars parked on both sides (often illegally) which don't allow more than one car to pass at the same time. So if you meet a huge pothole when there's traffic coming your way, not much you can do about it. :P

P.S. Not sure where you're from but I guess you drive on the right, so joke's lost on you. :mrgreen:[/quote
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:42 pm

ramsej84 wrote:tal-mirakli to triq s.andrija ... where there is that botanic Institute ...

I pass from there every day considering it's just round the corner. I hate that ramp. It's so high it must be illegal. You have to practically stop your car to go over it smoothly.

If I go the other way (to Birkirkara), it's in an even worse condition in front of Corinthia/San Anton.

The only other option to leave my area is going up to Tal-Mirakli and past the roundabout but I hardly ever go there anymore since the street connecting Attard and Mosta has been closed for about 3 months now. #-o
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Sat Dec 12, 2015 1:35 am

My root is... coming from the M4 side - to your street - down the tal mirakli... to S.Andrija round the German residence - Torri Belveder , Lija Round about and finally at work
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Sat Dec 12, 2015 1:56 am

With that piece of information someone could decide to ambush you ramsej... then we'd have to sell Mueller to MUFC in order to release you cause most likely the attackers would be MUFC fans. :lol: :P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Sat Dec 12, 2015 2:07 am

JANKER wrote:With that piece of information someone could decide to ambush you ramsej... then we'd have to sell Mueller to MUFC in order to release you cause most likely the attackers would be MUFC fans. :lol: :P

or a drome attack from the US emb or one sent by the Mossad:lol:
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