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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Ottomeister13 » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:23 pm

And that is the same dumb way he is getting a lot of penaltys
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:36 pm

He dives more than he scores... even if he's been scoring enough lately. :P But some say that's some kind of art too, acting, and that must be why they call him 'the most complete footballer eva', my ... A REAL DIVA.

How come they don't count his dives, I'm pretty sure he broke a record in diving too... There are some really ridiculous stats that are given importance to, and nobody is keeping track with dives?!
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby runaway » Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:16 am

Divers' anthem:

I used to think that I could not go on And life was nothing but an awful loss
But now I know the meaning of true dive
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms
If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

Chorus:
I believe I can dive
I believe I can touch the grass
I think about it every night and day
Spread my legs and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running into that dangling leg
I believe I can dive
I believe I can dive
I believe I can dive

See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh
If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

(Chorus)

Hey, cause I believe in me, oh
If I can see it, then I can do it (I can do it)
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

(Chorus)

Hey, if I just spread my legs
I can dive
I can dive
I can dive, hey
If I just spread my legs
I can di-eye-eye-eve
Hum, fly-eye-eye
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:31 am

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I wonder what stupid excuse Penalda fan boys can make about this one, oh, I almost forgot that she's a DIVA and she's used in wearing high heels... That explains everything.

But it's OK as long as his teammates aren't forced to stoop a little so he can look taller. #Respect
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby runaway » Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:44 am

Ronaldo defense Army explanation: Ronaldo is the best in football because he's always on his toes. And that's why he keeps falling over. It's not easy being on your toes all the time.

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby runaway » Thu Nov 06, 2014 3:38 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:21 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AdepT » Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:48 pm

That 2nd image. :lol:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:42 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Sat Nov 08, 2014 10:22 am

I´d thought I´d shared an interesting story with you all....at my last job i worked the bar at a hotel in munich and had a guest named Joey Fink...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Fink
now back in the day usa used to have a league that rivaled all of the world and where all the top stars played
i used to play at a new york cosmos training camp and all the players used to come by, pele beckenbauer etc


and as fate has it i get this guest who was a striker for one of the biggest rival teams (for me all these stories are kind of out there cause i was only 7 back in77)
and he told me that when the cosmos came to tampa to play them they would take out the striker Georgio Chinalgo to party hook him up with 2 girls so he wouldnt be fit the next day and apparently because of mafia connections the trainer was forced to play him no matter what
If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:23 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Sun Nov 09, 2014 12:38 am

DerKaiser wrote:I´d thought I´d shared an interesting story with you all....at my last job i worked the bar at a hotel in munich and had a guest named Joey Fink...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Fink
now back in the day usa used to have a league that rivaled all of the world and where all the top stars played
i used to play at a new york cosmos training camp and all the players used to come by, pele beckenbauer etc


and as fate has it i get this guest who was a striker for one of the biggest rival teams (for me all these stories are kind of out there cause i was only 7 back in77)
and he told me that when the cosmos came to tampa to play them they would take out the striker Georgio Chinalgo to party hook him up with 2 girls so he wouldnt be fit the next day and apparently because of mafia connections the trainer was forced to play him no matter what


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Giorgio Chinaglia, Pele, Der Kaiser

An Italian connected to Mafia, that's something new... :)
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby runaway » Sun Nov 09, 2014 11:11 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Mon Nov 10, 2014 2:11 pm

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