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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Borusse » Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:10 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:36 am

If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby babu » Sun Sep 21, 2014 7:10 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby babu » Sun Sep 21, 2014 7:13 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Sun Sep 21, 2014 8:15 pm

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ''You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?''
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, ''I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that.''
But the pope persists, ''Please?''
The driver finally lets up. ''Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the pope.''
So the pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: ''Chief, I have a problem.''
Chief: ''What sort of problem?''
Cop: ''Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.''
Chief: ''Important like the mayor?''
Cop: ''No, no, much more important than that.''
Chief: ''Important like the governor?''
Cop: ''Wayyyyyy more important than that.''
Chief: ''Like the president?''
Cop: ''More.''
Chief: ''Who's more important than the president?''
Cop: ''I don't know, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!''
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:55 pm

poor lady but still :lol: [source]
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:06 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:25 pm

They should have stated that none of the top 4 clubs of last season won a game this weekend.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Bazi » Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:18 pm

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The initial tweet by the premiereleague makes even less sense, considering Manchester City (1st place) played against Chelsea FC (3rd place) in a direct duel.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby runaway » Wed Sep 24, 2014 11:26 am


Another box-office hit from the best actor. =D>
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Ottomeister13 » Wed Sep 24, 2014 11:45 am

And they still fall for that and give him a penalty.. what a joke...
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Sep 24, 2014 11:50 am

U l-Kotra qamet f’daqqa – u għajtet: “Jien Maltija!
Miskin min ikasbarni, - miskin min jidħak bija!”
U l-Kotra għanniet f’daqqa – u semmgħet ma’ l-irjieħ
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:02 pm

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .... Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet forabout 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it
takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her
brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to kill him with the chair!
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby ramsej84 » Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:05 pm

runaway wrote:

Another box-office hit from the best actor. =D>
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Please tell me that he didn't won a penalty for that dive.......!

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Ottomeister13 » Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:54 pm

He scored 2 penalty's... so i assume he did..
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