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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:48 am

Why are we not funding this?

We will rise again! (when we stop burying our heads in the sand)
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:41 pm

GERMAN fans are hoping Pierluigi Collina, the bald Italian who will referee the World Cup final, has forgotten an ill-chosen gift the German Football Association (DFB) once gave him a hair-dryer. [source]


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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:42 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Sun Aug 03, 2014 2:41 pm

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.' And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. 'Now it's time to visit heaven.' So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.' So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. ' I don't understand,' stammers the MP. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened? '

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, Yesterday we were campaigning.. .... Today you voted!
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCB general » Tue Aug 05, 2014 4:04 pm

FCBayernMunchen wrote:Why are we not funding this?

Just remind me when this comes out so I can buy it. :mrgreen:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Machiavellico » Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:10 pm

FCBayernMunchen wrote:Why are we not funding this?



Need. it.
Doesn't matter how much it will cost. I'll trade my parents for it if I have to
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JJJ » Fri Aug 08, 2014 5:40 pm

Oscar Pistorious has sacked his current legal team and hired Celtic's after hearing they lost both legs but still got a victory.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Sat Aug 09, 2014 7:18 pm

JJJ wrote:Oscar Pistorious has sacked his current legal team and hired Celtic's after hearing they lost both legs but still got a victory.

Credit: Sickipedia
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Aug 09, 2014 8:55 pm

BayernLove wrote:
JJJ wrote:Oscar Pistorious has sacked his current legal team and hired Celtic's after hearing they lost both legs but still got a victory.

Credit: Sickipedia

Man, you could at least read the last post before yours. :P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Sat Aug 09, 2014 9:05 pm

FCBayernMunchen wrote:
BayernLove wrote:
JJJ wrote:Oscar Pistorious has sacked his current legal team and hired Celtic's after hearing they lost both legs but still got a victory.

Credit: Sickipedia

Man, you could at least read the last post before yours. :P

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Sat Aug 09, 2014 9:06 pm

Shots Fired. Nukes deployed.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby YlonenXabi » Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:52 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby runaway » Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:15 pm

Coach Lasso strikes again:


The best part is when he says, "You gotta have three things to be a premier league team... 1. You got to play physical. 2. You got to 100% till the final whistle. And 3. you got to be sponsored by a middle eastern airline."
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:56 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby JANKER » Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:07 pm

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