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Re: Fun Thread

Postby babu » Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:49 pm

Subject: Simple maths?

Makes sense to me!

2+2+2=7

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? ...

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from ?!?!?

A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a fu*king cat.


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Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"

father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell yiou something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father."

Dad Fainted.


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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Firefox1234 » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:01 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:27 pm

We will rise again! (when we stop burying our heads in the sand)
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby prasun77 » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:29 pm

Imagine you were in a coma since may last year and you just woke up today then your friend tells you that: 1. Arsenal is on top of the league.
2. Arsenal bought Ozil for £42m.
3. Man utd is on 7th position.
4. C. Ronaldo won ballon d'or
5. Liverpool is contending for the title
6. Mikel scored in the premier league.
7. Mata sits on the bench in chelsea.
8. Ballotelli missed 2 penalties.
9. AC Milan is not in the top 10 of serie A
10. Fergie retired.
11.Ramsey is scoring for fun.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MUTU » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:37 pm

12. Mario Gomez has scored only 2 goals all season.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby babu » Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:11 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:56 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Tedesco » Wed Jan 22, 2014 1:59 am

What if football was made by Americans:

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:58 pm

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Also colorblind. That's yellow. :P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby runaway » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:52 pm

United fans when they open facebook. :P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:19 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby babu » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:00 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:16 pm

If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:11 pm

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