Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I’ll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already !!
Sales girl : sorry, u cant smoke here,
Customer : but i bought cigarettes from here..
Sales girl : sir we sell condoms too,
but it doesn't mean u start fu*king here....
TENSION : When wife is pregnant !!
TERROR : When girlfriend is pregnant !!
HORROR : When both r pregnant !!!
TRAGEDY : When you are not Responsible !!!!
Grand father to Grand son:
Go hide!..... Your teacher is here because you bunked school today!
NOOoooooo. ......You go and hide… I told her I'm on a leave because you passed away today
Irony of a woman.
All the day she:
Puts make up
... Puts Sexy Perfume
And Makes the best hairstyle
Finally, People look at her and
say:"WoW Nice ¤¤¤"