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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AdepT » Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:16 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby runaway » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:38 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby runaway » Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:37 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Borusse » Thu Nov 28, 2013 6:16 pm

Genius:



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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Borusse » Sat Nov 30, 2013 12:09 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:06 am

At dawn the telephone rings,

"Hello, Señor Roy? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country
house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Roy, that your parrot, he
is dead".

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, Señor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he
die from?"

"From eating the rotten meat, Señor Roy."

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Señor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Señor Roy."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes, Señor Roy, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Señor."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house, Señor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on
fire."

"What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of
a candle?!"

"Yes, Señor Roy."

"But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Señor Roy."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"

"Your wife's, Señor Roy. She showed up very late one night and I
thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Ping G20  204g
titanium head golf club with the TFC 149D graphite shaft."

SILENCE...........

LONG SILENCE.........

VERY LONG SILENCE…………

"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep sh!t."

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Mon Dec 02, 2013 5:31 pm

Jesus saves, but Kahn does it better ;)
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:09 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby KAHN » Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:52 pm

"You are here for a good time ... Not a long time"
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby babu » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:10 pm

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his baby face!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.

He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." :lol:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:51 pm

Ahem, don't cry too soon, it's your choice to read the following or click away.


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