unknownsoul wrote:This guy is a legend : Carlos Henrique Kaiser ~ Football’s Greatest LiarHe is the greatest con-man in the history of football. Using charm and trickery as his weapons, he deceived major clubs into giving him a contract. His name? Carlos Henrique Kaiser – the Brazilian man who “wanted to be a footballer without having to play football.”
unknownsoul wrote:I'll just leave this here : Arsenal supporter left homeless after Manchester United bet
Teacher and Student
In a class, the teacher is asking everyone what jobs their parents have and she comes to Jimmy next.
Teacher: And what does your dad do?
Jimmy: He’s a stripper in a gay bar and often lets other men touch his privates.
After class, Teacher takes Jimmy to one side.
Teacher: Is that true about your dad?
Jimmy: No, he plays for FC Barcelona but I was too embarrassed to say.
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