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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCB general » Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:47 pm

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"Ein Trainer sehen, was passieren in Platz. In diese Spiel es waren zwei, drei oder vier Spieler, die waren schwach wie eine Flasche leer!"
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Firefox1234 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:36 pm

This is disgusting hilarious :lol: [-X
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MUTU » Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:03 am

Firefox1234 wrote:This is disgusting hilarious :lol: [-X

Well he has an Italian as a coach, no wonder the player looks so surprised :P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:47 am

Firefox, you just killed me. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Firefox1234 » Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:04 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:39 pm

We will rise again! (when we stop burying our heads in the sand)
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MUTU » Tue Nov 05, 2013 7:41 am

Seems like a robot will be taking all of Bayern's freekicks from now on.

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:46 pm

This made me laugh more than it should have. HIS FACE OMG
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Firefox1234 » Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:04 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:28 pm

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their
mothers-in-laws to hopefully get to know and understand each other
better since relations between them were very sour.

Two buses were hired, one for the mothers-in-law and the other for the
daughters-in-law.

Unfortunately the bus the mothers-in-law were travelling in was
involved in an accident and all the passengers died on the spot.

The daughters in law (women being women) shed a few tears but they were
all puzzled by one woman who wailed uncontrollably for what they
perceived to be her loss.

Her friend asked her, "Forgive me for asking but why are you crying so
hard, I didn't realize you were so close to your mother-in-law?"

To which she replied,
"No we are not close at all, she missed the bus!

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:29 pm

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Jesus saves, but Kahn does it better ;)
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby babu » Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:19 pm

An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa


A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried..
Love, Vinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Kalev » Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:34 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:23 pm

My answer to a friend's post on facebook. :mrgreen:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:22 pm

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