An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried..
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie- - - Updated - - -Joke: TOO EASY the doctors assistant!
A Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary HASSOUN and tells him Ya
Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the Clinic, I ask
you to take care of our patients. Yes, sir...... answers Hassoun.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: So Hassoun, how was
your day?. Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients.
The first one had a headache and I gave him TYLENOL. Bravo ya Hassoun, and the
The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir. Bravo ya Hassoun
''you're good at this''and the third one?
Sir, I was sitting, suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a "flame"
and undresses herself, taking off her bra, "NICE BIG ONES SIR" and then take off
her panties "Oh MY GOSH"..... then she jump and sleeps on the table and shouts:
"HELP ME since 5 years I have not seen any man!"
And what did you do Hassoun?
It was easy, I put eye drops in her eyes sir!- - - Updated - - -