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Re: Fun Thread

Postby DerKaiser » Mon Oct 21, 2013 4:51 am

Statistics are like miniskirts . What they reveal is tantalizing, but what they hide is crucial.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AvatarX » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:21 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Firefox1234 » Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:56 pm

I know many people dont like Balotelli but i feel like he would be an interesting teammate :mrgreen:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:53 pm

Haha! It's funny the way Mourinho tells the story.:lol:

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Zigehh » Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:19 pm

This just needs to be put here

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Firefox1234 » Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:34 pm

:lol:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Firefox1234 » Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:59 pm

From our friends at 4Chan:

>De Gea
Decent Goalkeeper, top four player but no Schmeichel or Van Der Sar
>Rafael
Can't defend, Brazilian Glen Johnson
>Evra
Too old, leaving anyway
>Ferdinand
Legs have gone, perma crock
>Vidic
Perma crock, probably **** off to Juve anyway
>Johnny Evans
Average defender, Stoke/Fulham tier player
>Phil Jones
Some promise, but can't see him being a Rio in his peak type of player
>Chris Smalling
See Phil Jones. Also a special snowflake who can't handle Roy Hodgson banter
>Fabio
Even worse than Rafael. Achievements include helping to relegate QPR
>Buttner
TOP **** LEL
>Anderson
Fat bastard who frankly steals a wage
>Darren Fletcher
Dead from intense butthurt
>Ryan Giggs
Legend of the game, treading water at this point though
>Nani
Garbage, 95k a week for another 5 years
>Ashley Young
Diving **** who is always injured. Earning 130k a week
>Micheal Carrick
Good player, but overrun in a shitty midfield
>Tom Cleverley
Poor mans Wilshere, Even >Moyes knows he is shit
>Fellaini
27 million to sit on the bench against WBA
>Danny Welbeck
Striker who doesn't score goals. b-but muh positioning and pace
>Kagawa
Never plays
>Zaha
Too busy playing FIFA, **** Moyes's daughter and all round trolling to even give a ****
>Junuzaj
Overrated manlet who plays ok against WBA, Palace and scores two goals against bottom of the table Sunderland and is apparently "World Class"
>Rooney
United's best player. Wants to leave
>RVP
Injured, not looking as big a threat anymore
>Hernandez
Mexican Darren Bent

United are finished.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:12 pm

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing £1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried.... over time: weightlifters, dockers, etc., but nobody could do it.

One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a small voice, "I'd like to try the bet."

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "OK"; grabbed the lemon; and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow. But the Crowd's laughter turned to total silence.... as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon.... and six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the £1000, and asked the little man: "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"

The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for the Inland Revenue ."
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby runaway » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:56 pm

Bale's best position on RM:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AdepT » Tue Oct 29, 2013 5:23 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Borusse » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:31 am



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Re: Fun Thread

Postby tflags » Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:19 pm

That video is making me cry worse than an Oliver Baumann performance.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby babu » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:39 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:55 pm

:lol: That gif.
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