Funny names in Football
David Goodwillie. < What's worse is that he had charges for rape! How fitting...
Rod Fanni, Chiqui Arce, Danny Shittu, and a personal favourite - Argelico "Argel" ****!
Some more: Milan Fukal's career lived up to his name.
Quim (English slang for Vagina).
Mark de Man, a defender who may or may have not done what his name says.
Darren Bent (More English slang, Bent = gay).
Lars and Sven Bender, the Benders! How you wouldn't like to have their names...
Nwankwo Kanu (still a legend).
Good ol' Christian Fuchs.
Jung Yoo Suck.
Paul Dickov (ouch?).
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
Gay Meadow. (Shrewsbury - England)
Mitsubishi Forklift Stadion. (FC Omniworld - Holland)
Dick's Sporting Goods Park (Earlier suggestion was "Dick's stadium"). (Colorado Rapids - USA)
Bumthang Stadium. (Bhutan)
Arnold Schwarzenegger Stadium. (Sturm Graz - Austria)
Middelfart Stadium. (Denmark)
Hunky Dorys Park. (Drogheda United - Ireland)
Cashpoint Arena. (SC Rheindorf Altach - Austria)
Bargain Booze Stadium. (Witton Albion - England)
KitKat Crescent. (York City - England)
Wankdorf Stadion. (BSC Young Boys - Switzerland)
Football Team Names
Young Boys Bern.
Botswana Meat Commission FC.
King Faisal Babies.
Chaco For Ever.
Insurance Management Bears.
Hearts of Oak.
Newells Old Boys.
Total Big Bullets.
Blood, Sweat, and Beers FC.
"Old Lady unable to master BATE at home"
"Keegan fills Schmeichel's gap with Seaman"
"**** off to Benfica"
"Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Relief"l
"Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious".
Jesus saves, but Kahn does it better