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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AssemFCB » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:30 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:32 pm

AssemFCB wrote:

>TMW you watch 2Girls1Cup with your dad.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MUTU » Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:18 am

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:03 pm

A blonde gets a job as a teacher

She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.

'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'It's best I stay here.' he says.
'Why?' says the blonde.
The boy says: "Because I'm the f*cking goal keeper.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AdepT » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:43 pm

A plane with 5 passengers was about to crash in mid-air and there were only 4 parachutes.
1st passenger - Lionel Messi: I'm the world's best footballer, my fans still need me. He takes one and jumps
2nd passenger : Aliko Dangote: I'm Africa's richest man. I don't want to die now. He takes another one and jumps.
Third passenger - Alex Ferguson: I'm the Manager of Manchester United, the most powerful and intelligent Manager in Europe. He takes one and jumps.
The 4th passenger was the Pope. Pope said to the 5th passenger, an 8 year old girl "I'm an old man, I'll sacrifice my life for yours" but the girl replied "No need for that, there are 2 parachutes left."How can that be?" asked Pope. The girl replied,"The Manchester United Manager took my school bag."
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:48 pm

AdepT wrote:A plane with 5 passengers was about to crash in mid-air and there were only 4 parachutes.
1st passenger - Lionel Messi: I'm the world's best footballer, my fans still need me. He takes one and jumps
2nd passenger : Aliko Dangote: I'm Africa's richest man. I don't want to die now. He takes another one and jumps.
Third passenger - Alex Ferguson: I'm the Manager of Manchester United, the most powerful and intelligent Manager in Europe. He takes one and jumps.
The 4th passenger was the Pope. Pope said to the 5th passenger, an 8 year old girl "I'm an old man, I'll sacrifice my life for yours" but the girl replied "No need for that, there are 2 parachutes left."How can that be?" asked Pope. The girl replied,"The Manchester United Manager took my school bag."

Is it wrong I'd like to see this happen?
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:30 pm

Hehe I've heard that joke many times before but it's funnier with Ferguson as a character. :P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:38 pm


Instant classic!
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Firefox1234 » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:06 am

Oh PES.....:P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:36 am

Firefox1234 wrote:Oh PES.....:P
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Unless you're playing Chelsea...
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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:14 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:22 pm

Didn't work on me :P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AssemFCB » Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:01 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:13 pm

Saw that one yesterday but I don't really like it. It was almost certainly made by a bitter Bayern fan.
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