GUITARS & WOMEN
Guitars are better than women because…
• Guitars don’t ridicule you if you play them badly.
• A guitar’s curves don’t sag.
• It isn’t considered a sin to covet your neighbour’s guitar.
• A guitar doesn’t mind if you wake up at 2 am and want to play it.
• Your guitar is perfectly happy with you to tape yourself playing it and show your mates the next day.
• Your parents don’t keep in touch with your old guitar when you ditch it.
• You can look at pictures of other guitars without your guitar getting jealous.
• You can stop playing your guitar anytime you want, and it won’t mind.
• If you don’t like your guitar, you can sell it.
• You don’t need protection to play a guitar.
• It doesn’t matter if your parents overhear you playing your guitar.
• Old guitars still look as sexy as they did back in their day.
• You can download videos of people playing guitar to learn new tricks without being considered a pervert.
• No matter how ugly or inexperienced you are, you can always get yourself a guitar.
Guitars are the same as women because…
• The better you are with your fingers, the better your guitar will sound.
• A sexy-looking guitar usually requires copious amounts of money to obtain.
• You can use your fingers, tongue, lips, teeth and cylindrical objects to play your guitar.
• It is considered rude to play somebody else’s guitar without their permission.
• You’re usually hit with unwanted feedback which is extremely annoying.
• If you play your guitar violently, parts of it may break.
Women are better than guitars because…
• It is quite difficult to play more than one guitar at a time.
• You can’t get videos of guitars playing other guitars.
• It’s always you playing the guitar, not the other way around.
• Your guitar can’t come up with any tips on how you can play it better.
• There’s something slightly weird about being sexually attracted to your guitar.
Conclusion: Guitars are CLEARLY better than women.
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