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Re: Fun Thread

Postby silberkreuz » Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:53 pm

Nice.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby NikolajFromDenmark » Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:55 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:34 am

A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.

As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

“There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself and opened her up further.

The needle hit 90, 100…..Then the reality of the situation hit him. “What am I doing?” he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

“It’s been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th.

I don’t feel like more paperwork, I don’t need the frustration or the overtime,

so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”

The guy thinks about it for a second and says, “Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!”

“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:37 am



Polish supporter @1:21 :lol:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:26 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AssemFCB » Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:07 pm

I'm entering the Masturbation Tournament in the Olympics this year. Very stiff competition though.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby quaazi » Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:21 pm

At least you'll rub elbows with the best in the business.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AssemFCB » Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:40 pm

It's gonna be a hard cumpetition though.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby tflags » Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:30 am

LOOOL!

Mourinho on the fun of working with Balotelli.

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Commodore » Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:13 am

I know, this is the "Fun Thread" and all, but honestly, I can't understand why so many people hate Mourinho.

I hate Chelsea, I hate Real (OK, I admit, I have a soft spot for Inter because of Matthäus, Brehme and player-Klinsmann), but whenever I hear Mourinho talk, I think it's impossible to not notice the great guy he is.

And I'm not talking about the Balotelli story here or any other time he tried to be funny (which he usually is, though, LOL. Remember the bird flu press conference?). I honestly think, he's not only the greatest manager in football but genuinely a good dude as well.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby quaazi » Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:32 am

I've gained more and more respect for him as time goes by, since I'm actually starting to understand why he does all those, uh... questionable things he does. The man is actually really, really clever.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Rogach » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:07 pm

So I'm watching the Mery side darby and i began to think.... What is Fellaini made his hair into a basket... And when Everton has the ball, they pass the ball to the keeper, and they somehow put the ball into to the basket. Then all they need to do is run to the opposing goal and i don't think they would have any major problem scoring. Note this is not a joke at all and i really want to hear your oppinion. Would it work? Is it even legal within the game? If it is, do you think i should tell it to bayern somehow cus this is like so OP...
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Commodore » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:27 pm

HAHAHA, just imagining it, LOL. :mrgreen:

I smell great opportunites for Dante. :D
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AssemFCB » Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:19 am

Commodore wrote:I know, this is the "Fun Thread" and all, but honestly, I can't understand why so many people hate Mourinho.

I hate Chelsea, I hate Real (OK, I admit, I have a soft spot for Inter because of Matthäus, Brehme and player-Klinsmann), but whenever I hear Mourinho talk, I think it's impossible to not notice the great guy he is.

And I'm not talking about the Balotelli story here or any other time he tried to be funny (which he usually is, though, LOL. Remember the bird flu press conference?). I honestly think, he's not only the greatest manager in football but genuinely a good dude as well.

I gained a LOT of respect for him after the Madrid game. I had previously lost it for him after the Inter game when he shook hands with our team as if to say "hard luck" in like the 85th minute, kind of an arrogant move.

As to not be off topic.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:39 am

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