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Re: Fun Thread

Postby lau03143 » Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:38 am

This is Celtic manager Neil Lennon (on the right) with a "fan"!

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby RAGHU » Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:00 pm

I should definitely get this T-shirt!

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:37 pm

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.

Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm.

They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.

The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AssemFCB » Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:06 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby lau03143 » Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:21 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Element » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:28 pm

Thats True m A HIGHLY EFFECTIVE GUY

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:09 pm

Apparently Jimmy Savile once applied for the England job in the 90's, but was turned down for wanting to put Seaman in the under 16's.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AssemFCB » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:10 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:22 pm

Did both before in the comment section of this picture :D
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby RAGHU » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:45 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby RAGHU » Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:03 pm

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner.
He asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, I did some schoolwork.
The robot slaps the son.

The son says, Ok, Ok.
I was at a friend's house watching movies.
Dad asks, What movie did you watch?
Son says, Toy Story.
The robot slaps the son.

Son says, Ok, Ok.
We were watching porn.
Dad says, What?
At your age I didn't even know what porn was!
The robot slaps the dad.

Mom laughs and says, “Well he certainly is your son!
The robot slaps the mom.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AssemFCB » Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:11 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:14 pm

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Made by a Dortmund fan much? Sacrifice all our morals? When have we EVER done that?
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby silberkreuz » Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:27 pm

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Made by a Dortmund fan much? Sacrifice all our morals? When have we EVER done that?

I can assume that it has something to do without buying policy but it is a weak premise.
Still, there's worse qualities than win at all costs, although we certainly haven't seen it in the last few years.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby quaazi » Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:00 pm

C'mon, it's pretty funny, don't get your knickers in a twist.
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