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Re: Fun Thread

Postby lau03143 » Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:30 pm

BayernLove wrote:2- If Hitler did, indeed, follow sports, he'd probably have supported Schalke. 2 reasons: First of all, Schalke was dominant in Europe at the time, so that would mean he'd probably have supported them, just 4 teh lulz.


There were no domestic European football competitions at this time. Friendlies were rare, if not nonexistent.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sun Oct 14, 2012 8:16 am

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.

They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:16 pm

Moral of the story is: Only say what needs to be said.
There is a similar story of a sheikh, a lawyer, and a physicist and replacing electric chair with a guillotine with a knot in the rope around here.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Element » Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:31 pm

This is the version that i know
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Sun Oct 14, 2012 7:30 pm

FC Barcelona have just made a 100 million euro bid for Felix Baumgartner :lol: :lol:
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCB general » Sun Oct 14, 2012 7:51 pm

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Finally, Felix Baumgartner has found Sergio Ramos ball.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Sun Oct 14, 2012 8:19 pm

One for the anti-Liverpoolers!
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Sun Oct 14, 2012 11:55 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby tflags » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:23 am

FCB general wrote:Finally, Felix Baumgartner has found Sergio Ramos ball.


Are those lights from the Arena? LOOOL
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MoFattal » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:02 pm

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Finally, Felix Baumgartner has found Sergio Ramos ball.


I bet Biscuits would've dived better than Baumgartner :P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby YlonenXabi » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:49 pm

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Khedira can read the future !!
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby quaazi » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:57 pm

In all fairness, that's how most handball calls work - call first and hope there actually was handball.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCB general » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:12 pm

MoFattal wrote:I bet Biscuits would've dived better than Baumgartner :P

You don't need to mention, that's well-known fact. :D
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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:55 pm

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I like how it says "Mandžukić HEADS List For Several Clubs" and "West Brom KEEN on signing Kean" all in one shot.
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