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Re: Fun Thread

Postby AssemFCB » Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:34 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:53 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:54 pm

I think I could laugh at the QPR logo alone without any captions.
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:13 pm

A man and his wife were doing yard work outside. The wife goes inside to take a shower. The husbhand was still outside and wanted to rake up the leaves on his front lawn, but he couldn't find the damn rake. He yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's the rake?" Unfortunately she can't hear him. So he decides to point to his eye (meaning I), points to his knee (meaning need), and then makes raking motions. She has no idea what he mans and yells, "What?" So he goes through the whole routine again. She nods, this time, like she understands what he's trying to say and then points to her eye, points to her left breast, points to her ass and points to her crotch. Her husband is totally confused (and somewhat aroused), so he goes into the house, runs up the stairs, and leans his head around the corner. "What did you say?" he asks. She replies, "Eye, left tit, behind, the bush."
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:26 pm

There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” cried the professor, “The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!”
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MUTU » Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:51 am

MaCk0y wrote:A man and his wife were doing yard work outside. The wife goes inside to take a shower. The husbhand was still outside and wanted to rake up the leaves on his front lawn, but he couldn't find the damn rake. He yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's the rake?" Unfortunately she can't hear him. So he decides to point to his eye (meaning I), points to his knee (meaning need), and then makes raking motions. She has no idea what he mans and yells, "What?" So he goes through the whole routine again. She nods, this time, like she understands what he's trying to say and then points to her eye, points to her left breast, points to her ass and points to her crotch. Her husband is totally confused (and somewhat aroused), so he goes into the house, runs up the stairs, and leans his head around the corner. "What did you say?" he asks. She replies, "Eye, left tit, behind, the bush."

Sorry to spoil the joke but how do you go about seeing body parts (apart from the head) of someone looking out of an upstairs window? :P
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby MaCk0y » Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:21 am

MUTU wrote:
MaCk0y wrote:A man and his wife were doing yard work outside. The wife goes inside to take a shower. The husbhand was still outside and wanted to rake up the leaves on his front lawn, but he couldn't find the damn rake. He yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's the rake?" Unfortunately she can't hear him. So he decides to point to his eye (meaning I), points to his knee (meaning need), and then makes raking motions. She has no idea what he mans and yells, "What?" So he goes through the whole routine again. She nods, this time, like she understands what he's trying to say and then points to her eye, points to her left breast, points to her ass and points to her crotch. Her husband is totally confused (and somewhat aroused), so he goes into the house, runs up the stairs, and leans his head around the corner. "What did you say?" he asks. She replies, "Eye, left tit, behind, the bush."

Sorry to spoil the joke but how do you go about seeing body parts (apart from the head) of someone looking out of an upstairs window? :P


Glass walls, maybe ? :P
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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:25 pm

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby lau03143 » Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:08 pm

To all those, Over the years,
who have come to
Munich as strangers
and left as good friends.
Zum Wohl!
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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Mazen96 » Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:04 pm

That awkward moment when you wake up in the middle of the night and the first song to pop into your head is Maiden's "Fear of the Dark".
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby BayernLove » Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:14 pm

AssemFCB wrote:

My anti joke view on this:
1- Hitler wasn't much of a sports fan, he had enough "not getting into art school" and wars and jew killing to fill his agenda as it is!
2- If Hitler did, indeed, follow sports, he'd probably have supported Schalke. 2 reasons: First of all, Schalke was dominant in Europe at the time, so that would mean he'd probably have supported them, just 4 teh lulz.
3- Second of all: Bayern has a jewish history, so why would he spend time supporting the yids when he was already killing 6 million of them?
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Re: Fun Thread

Postby Mazen96 » Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:15 pm

Pedant alert.
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