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Football Quotes

Postby Element » Tue May 04, 2010 12:55 pm

We Dont Have A Thread for that

Even though Football Quotes are The Most Hilarious Quotes

Here are Some Funny Quotes (in brackets you will see the name of the person , and maybe a comment or a note from me)

1-"A Good Referee is More than a whistle" (Stuttgarter Zeitung)

2-"The Only Animal in the House is me" (Oliver Kahn, LMAO )

3-"It is easier to score goals than getting the German Driving license" (Ailton)

4-"When You Dont Score A Goal , It is Hard To win A Game " (Reinhold Franz. Good quote)

5- " That Was European World-Class (Felix Magath ,GREAT ONE)

6-"Only A few came From the Midfield , From the Defense also a few , Also A Few came from the forward " (Huub Stevens)

7- "I Dont Read Books " (Klaus Fisher, as an answer of the question What is your favorite Book?)

8-"Saarbrücken defeated Freiburg with 1:1" (Klaus Schwarze , YEAH RIGHT)

9-"Milan or Madrid , Main thing is Italy" (Andreas Moeller , DAMN HE IS STUPID)

10- " When You Have A Yellow card and Tackle like this , You surely must have important appointments " (Johannes B. Kerner, WHAT A LOVELY QUOTE)

11-"The Secret of Football is the Ball !!!" (Uwe Seeler)

12-"Hold Your Breath and Dont Forget To Breathe " (Johannes B. Kerner, Easy to do that)

13-"The Fastest player is the Ball ". (Sepp Herberger)

14- " Men have 100 Grams More Brain Than women , from those is The Offside Rule " (Dieter Nuhr )

15- "I Have Played 16 months in 1 Year!!! ( Franz Beckenbauer, My Signature)
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Re: Football Quotes

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Tue May 04, 2010 7:50 pm

"I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not." (Ronaldo, the Brazilian one)

That one was pretty funny lol
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Re: Football Quotes

Postby draconaut » Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:16 pm

I like Philipp Lahm's "Less is More" :D
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Re: Football Quotes

Postby ballackfcb » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:30 pm

"I've done a lot of soul searching and I'm fed up with coming away from Europe with my tail between my legs, but again it's just another episode of that." Neil Lennon, Celtic Manager.
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