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Postby supra969 » Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:42 pm

well i have one but its bad
http://www.goal.com/en/news/12/spain/20 ... frying-pan
Despite the incident, Macarena claimed she would still like to spend a night with the world's best footballer.

"That's unfinished business for me," she admitted.


Sorry Macarena, it's a 3 for 1 deal. If you want Messi, you get Xavi and Iniesta as well


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Re: football jokes

Postby FCBayernMunchen » Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:23 pm

Haha yeah that was a funny one :lol:
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Re: football jokes

Postby Bazi » Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:45 pm

Most German jokes get somehow lost in translation due to the level of precision on every word in the German language. Sad but true. :(
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Re: football jokes

Postby quaazi » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:26 pm

Tell them in German then, mine's a bit rusty but I can handle it!
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Re: football jokes

Postby Mazen96 » Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:51 am

Guy says to girl : " I bet i can f*ck you 6 times in 90 minutes!"
Girl Says: No Way! Who do you think i am, Man Utd ?" :lol:
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Re: football jokes

Postby supra969 » Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:20 am

guy to girl : i wanna **** you 3 times in less than three minutes
girl : im not united

if footballers had facebook
Victoria Beckham took the quiz 'How well do you know David Beckham?' and scored 98%.

Gary Neville took the quiz 'How well do you know David Beckham?' and scored 100%.
- Told you I loved you more David xxx.
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Re: football jokes

Postby MoFattal » Tue Jan 22, 2013 2:59 pm

Some funny jokes I came across:

- I was playing Football Manager on my PC when I was offered the Scotland job. I knew it was a poor squad with no future, so I declined the offer. I then put the phone down and got back to Football Manager.

- Rihanna should marry Liverpool players instead of Chris Brown, they don’t beat anyone.

- "I think Zaha is a great signing and will do wonders for our team...I can't wait to play with him".....Said Howard Webb.

- Man United offered Crystal Palace £20 million and Nani for Zaha.....Palace said "Keep Nani and you can have him for £15 million".

- Edin Dzeko was gonna kiss his badge when he scored but he couldn't......Because Mike Dean was hugging him.


(Courtesy of @FootyGags & footandball.net)

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