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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby Borusse » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:14 pm

quaazi wrote:Something tells me he is not going to make Ronaldo into a pressing machine that cries at press conferences in a loving embrace with Kloppo.


The crying part actually might happen.
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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby runaway » Sat Apr 25, 2015 3:26 pm

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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby DerKaiser » Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:30 pm

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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby MUTU » Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:25 pm

Klopp has felt the need to dispel rumours that he's leaving BVB because his wife caught him in bed with a player's wife and kicked him out of home. He said there's nothing true about it and that he loves his wife very much. [source]
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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby bastos80 » Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:07 pm

Hope Kehl breaks his leg and BVB get pummeled by Wolfsburg.
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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby Borusse » Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:27 pm

That's so sweet of you.
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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby ramsej84 » Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:35 pm

bastos80 wrote:Hope Kehl breaks his leg and BVB get pummeled by Wolfsburg.


It won't happen cause DFB wants BVB in the EUR League/
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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby tflags » Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:45 pm

I want to see Langerak try and do that punching thing against Van Doss. He will eat him alive right there in a perfect case of justifiable cannibalism and I'll be rooting for him too. And as soon as they score the third, I want Gustavo to go back to his Red Card days and get medieval-on-your-ass against Kehl. When they are done and come calling the red cross, I want Klopp to announce his deal with Wolfsburg right after the match and Gundogan's move to Shackle.

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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby Atlantafc » Sun May 03, 2015 6:54 pm

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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby Injokop » Mon May 04, 2015 8:02 am

ramsej84 wrote:
bastos80 wrote:Hope Kehl breaks his leg and BVB get pummeled by Wolfsburg.


It won't happen cause DFB wants BVB in the EUR League/

Isn't BvB already qualified for EL, since i highly doubt that wolfsburg would lose their second spot and, henceforth, their CL spot.
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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby Injokop » Mon May 04, 2015 8:09 am

Oh, i see, new rules, disregard my previous post.
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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby runaway » Mon May 04, 2015 12:46 pm

BVB needs to win Pokal or finish 7th in BL. Being runner up in Pokal doesn't give Europa place anymore.

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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby tflags » Fri May 08, 2015 2:04 pm

tflags wrote:I I want Klopp to announce his deal with Wolfsburg right after the match


He's selling his C0rsa And g0ing f0r a G0lf isn't He?
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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby ttoad92 » Fri May 08, 2015 4:24 pm

runaway wrote:BVB needs to win Pokal or finish 7th in BL. Being runner up in Pokal doesn't give Europa place anymore.

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I hope neither of these things happen, Dortmund do not deserve a Trophy or a European space this season after their dismal performance for the first half of the season, there are other teams in the Bundesliga who deserve it more.

However on the other hand it would be nice for old Kloppo to go out with a bang!
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Re: Borussia Dortmund

Postby MUTU » Sat May 09, 2015 1:45 pm

Dortmund rumoured to be showing some interest in Mario Gomez. [source]
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